Fellow Unbelievers,

Since death and naughty ditties are part of the thread, here’s one for every kid in Jesus Camp who wants to become a future Eric Robert Rudolph and every kid watching Palestinian State TV who is taught to want to be a murder/suicide-bomber on their version of Seseme Street:

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The Vatican is running our highest court.

Yes. I have often asked our government why the Vatican is allowed to dictate the Irish school curriculum when they pay no tax in this country. (Ireland)

I used to send a scheduled email every morning and when I got no reply after 6 months, I changed the schedule to every hour. I then took out a Freedom…[Read more]

_Robert_ wrote:

Here we go. Abortion first. Birth control, LGBTQ rights, voting rights and immigration rights are next. The Vatican is running our highest court. Yet hapless ‘supposed’ liberal democrats with losing agendas are poised to give away the legislature next.

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Here we go. Abortion first. Birth control, LGBTQ rights, voting rights and immigration rights are next. The Vatican is running our highest court. Yet hapless ‘supposed’ liberal democrats with losing agendas are poised to give away the legislature next.

Before the meal….

May Allah be praised

So that my belly be raised

Between the chair and table

Afterwards…

May Allah be damned

For my belly is jammed

Between the chair and table.

I heard this when I was 7, on Xmas eve, at a neighbors house. I only just recalled it now that I read yours!