Well, here we see the consequences of Pseudo-Astronomy and astrology. Tom and Crow must have got a hold of some Velikovsky and cosmic weed to think that planetary names and movements have anything to do with gastrological functions on Earth:

I wonder if this was ever a problem for Carl Sagan or Neil DeGrasse Tyson?

Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot sing a love song to a more grounded relative of the chicken. I’m sure Charles Darwin sang a similar operatic ouvre to Tibby’s bigger, older kin on Galapagos Island.

True story: Prior to the content of the video above, chicken was not long ago considered a luxury meat. Not a lotta people know that, but thanks to HumanProgress.org now you do!:

Moving beyond the limits of today is not just for the human species. It goes for poultry as well. Richard Dawkins would get his biggest laugh at 5:40-6:45. Trigger Warning–This entire short is guaranteed traumatic for PETA freaks:

But the passing of the Dark Ages doesn’t guarantee against future Dark Ages:

Another anti-Romantic bubble-buster about the bad old days: