Mixed science joke:

A man walks up to a librarian and asks, “Do you have any books on Pavlov’s dogs and Schrödinger’s cat?” The librarian responds, “It rings a bell but I’m not sure if it’s here or not.”

Topology joke:

Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip? To get to the same side.

Chemistry joke:

Q: You have to guess which of two men is a plumber and which is a chemist. You can ask one question they both have to answer. What question will immediately reveal which is which?

A: Show them a card with the word “unionized” on it and ask them how to pronounce it.

Gynecology joke:

He’d always enjoyed tinkering with engines, so he enrolled in a school for car mechanics. When the class ended, the students were given their final exam: strip a car engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order.

The gynecologist did his best-and was amazed to find he scored 150%. “How could that be?” he…[Read more]

PopeBeanie wrote:

Unseen wrote:

You may have to explain it.

Reg got it. From back in the days of when systems (also including PCs and even Macs) would lock up, where only a full reboot would fix it. It was a common “fix” that many customers would not have considered. Experienced victims learned fast to save their work every so often as these “cr…

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Unseen wrote:

You may have to explain it.

Reg got it. From back in the days of when systems (also including PCs and even Macs) would lock up, where only a full reboot would fix it. It was a common “fix” that many customers would not have considered.

Experienced victims learned fast to save their work every so often as these “crashes” were one of…[Read more]

What do you call a three foot tall clairvoyant on the run from the police?

A small medium at large…….!

However Unseen, when it comes to age, you are much too Yung to be a Freud of anything.

I think it is along the Microsoft help desk line of “Have you tried turning it off and back on again”? (or a DEC Vax emulator Lol).