Reg the Fronkey Farmer wrote:

A Sonnet for the Smokin’ Truth of April’s End —In Memory of the Pope, 4/20 On four-twenty, ‘neath Rome’s eternal dome, A holy puff drifted through sacred air. The Vatican clock struck “Whoa, bro” with a groan— As incense mixed with something… dank and rare. JD approached, with scripture in his coat, Hillbilly psalms…

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Reg,

Is there any validity to life extension technology?

The Ballad of Bio-Lies and Wrinkle Wars
(With apologies to your wallet and your face)

In jars of glow and tubes of youth, they sell us hope—or so, in truth,
With “hydra-quench” and “nano-peptides,”
They promise time will let us slide.

There’s “dermo-lift” and “chrono-repair,…[Read more]

A Sonnet for the Smokin’ Truth of April’s End
—In Memory of the Pope, 4/20

On four-twenty, ‘neath Rome’s eternal dome,
A holy puff drifted through sacred air.
The Vatican clock struck “Whoa, bro” with a groan—
As incense mixed with something… dank and rare.

JD approached, with scripture in his coat,
Hillbilly psalms and MAGA beads in hand.…[Read more]

Fellow Unbelievers,

You think the doctrine of Papal Infallability would end if an especially deranged Trump Pope were to procaim that a Pope cannot die as long as he holds his position?

Robert,

Hey, Pope Francis was from “The Global South,” so any racist or tribalist sensitivities he has are all right with the Woke Globalist crowd.

Which gives a new sinister meaning to “The South’s Gonna Do It Again.”

Mike had to pull Tom Servo to the side during the commercial break and do some…[Read more]

Bigfoot will become a striker for the Saints.  Mothman would also have made the team as goalkeeper but unfortunately he took the words “Come towards the light” literally and so died twice on the same day. St. Francis is too annoyed to comment because the whole place is full of sheep.

Reg,

Who would be deceiving whom in that case? Would it be mutual? And would Bigfoot and Mothman get Beatified as Saints or at least get a St. Francis blessing of the Beasts?

Of course it must be true! I mean, how else do you explain:

The mysterious drop in holy water levels right after Vance left the Vatican? (Evaporated? Or exorcised itself?)

The Pope’s final whispered words: “Who is this man and what is a Vance?”
The Swiss Guard now seen wearing flannel vests and chewing tobacco?
The sudden rebranding of the Vat…[Read more]