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aint non of youz helpz me in eternal/immortal umbrage so my’s freund Meta straightened my ass far straighter than you mortals might have. reminds me i gotta ask it what that criticism reductive done mean.

other than its tendency to pad my ass with gas bubbles the LLM is a dope conversationalist.

Give them some of this

Way past that point Simon. I invited them into my house to allow them to discuss their beliefs.  They threw a hissy fit when I did not accept their imaginary god into my life. When they started broadcasting music towards my house, I twice politely asked them to stop. They called the police to my door. So fuck them and the horse they rode in on.…[Read more]

It’s a terrible thing to fall out with your neighbours.  Can you find a more amicable solution?  You’re never going to  be a Jehovah’s Witness, they’re never going to a Gwaar concert.

Maybe you can come to an understanding, where you don’t have to use music as a weapon.

Next time you should blast R-E-S-P-E-C-T and “let it go” from Frozen, it’s a hard knock life from Annie, and then some hard core Korn, then Marilyn Manson in a loop and see what happens 😂

We definitely won’t be friends in the morning after this wakes them up at volume 11.  Looking forward to the look of disgust. I now have access to their home network, from Moldova, of course.

I don’t understand why eternal life is ok but being immortal is not. Is it because gods are known as immortals, ancient Persians? Is there something in the connotation of immortal v eternal?

When I heard Ministry perform “Hezbollah” live in a dark nightclub in Miami, I knew they were a band for me. Say “Hi” to the immortals next door Reg.

They probably think you’re demonic, and there’s a reward for your capture.

Just because I answer the front door with nothing on but a red gimp mask does not mean I am a Satanist. I guess my  cloven hooves are a giveaway though  🙂

They probably think you’re demonic, and there’s a reward for your capture.

Before they went all out to cure me of my sickness we had a few conversations. But they got very annoyed when I kept asking them what it felt like to be an immortal, just like their God. They insisted they were not immortals.

“But you will be when you die, is that not the case?”

“Reg, what are you talking about???”

“You told me that you are…[Read more]

What your neighbours hear

Holy crap.  I read your OP.

Reg the Fronkey Farmer wrote:

I have had to give them a blast of Ministry.

You’re having problems with religious nutcases?  What do they do?

I have had to give them a blast of Ministry. Time for a new world order around these parts. I will hack their home network if they don’t stop.  They still have a default password on their ISP modem. I will replace all instances of “Jesus” in their Word docs with “Satan”.