THE TRINITY Explained in PLAIN LANGUAGE by Jesus Hisself
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August 21, 2021 at 1:53 am #38723August 25, 2021 at 8:10 pm #38797
And my bro’ the Holy Ghost impregnated my mother so I could be born in the form of an Earthling to save y’all from yourselves. In case Catholics ever forget this I commanded them to drink my blood and eat of my flesh. For doing this in remembrance of me I will make them immortals like myself and they can then bask in my glory for all time.August 25, 2021 at 8:30 pm #38798
Ya gotta marvel and be in awe when you contemplate here’s a guy who knows all and has all the power creates a complex universe that is so recondite that the physicists only scratch the surface and yet resorts to primitive and barbaric thaumaturgy that resonates with millions of believers.August 25, 2021 at 9:05 pm #38799
Thanks Jake for “barbaric thaumaturgy“. Added to my collection when discussing topics of theological flummery.August 25, 2021 at 10:03 pm #38800
And my bro’ the Holy Ghost impregnated my mother so I could be born in the form of an Earthling to save y’all from
yourselvesme and daddy who is me and my bro who is also me.August 25, 2021 at 10:08 pm #38801
Reg i confess to be flummoxed by flummery. Having cast my bread upon the water it comes back buttered and tasting peculiarly similar to Jesus’ ass.August 25, 2021 at 10:24 pm #38802
Robert, thanks for correction. Its theological so it can be changed to suit any situation.
Jakelafort, I can hear Joe Biden telling us its all “a bunch of malarkey”.August 26, 2021 at 8:25 pm #38811
Being both a devout and deranged Catholic, there isn’t anything to be heard from Biden except the sound of drooling that rolls like tears of Mary at sundry and various icons and avatars throughout the world.
August 26, 2021 at 8:57 pm #38816
- This reply was modified 1 year, 7 months ago by TheEncogitationer. Reason: Rephrased for grammar. Making Biden the proper object
Enco why do you dump on Biden? You got a dozen disparaging pet names. I did not notice that for Trump. I am no fan of Biden. But at least he is a human being who seems to have a conscience unlike Trump.August 26, 2021 at 11:33 pm #38822
The Trinity is the invention of Rome under the Emperor Constantine, who also persecuted true ChristianityAugust 27, 2021 at 2:16 pm #38845
What is defined as Christianity today is just a straw man fallacy and easy to refute. There are no miracles, no true casting out of devils and cleansing of lepers, the true signs that follow them that believe. Emperor Constantine was a pagan and his parochial authority massacred the bearers of the truth under the guise of imposing orthodoxy. The Nicene Creed is a pagan fabrication and void of signs from God, yet adhered to by the billions.August 27, 2021 at 3:11 pm #38849
How can it be M number 17 doesn’t know every Christian says the same thing? That their brand of noise is the one true religion. Same for Muslims. Same for all of them, each little sect or individual has found the one truth. Brilliant.August 27, 2021 at 10:11 pm #38864
Michael I cannot make any sense out of what you just said. It is word soup. Please provide a clear, legible, comprehensible explanation.August 28, 2021 at 3:59 am #38865
Michael I cannot make any sense out of what you just said. It is word soup. Please provide a clear, legible, comprehensible explanation.
When pigs can fly.
Michael is the sole inhabitant of Everythingyouknowiswrongland.August 28, 2021 at 4:04 am #38866
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