THE TRINITY Explained in PLAIN LANGUAGE by Jesus Hisself

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  • #38723

    Unseen
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    #38797

    And my bro’ the Holy Ghost impregnated my mother so I could be born in the form of an Earthling to save y’all from yourselves. In case Catholics ever forget this I commanded them to drink my blood and eat of my flesh. For doing this in remembrance of me I will make them immortals like myself and they can then bask in my glory for all time.

    #38798

    jakelafort
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    Ya gotta marvel and be in awe when you contemplate here’s a guy who knows all and has all the power creates a complex universe that is so recondite that the physicists only scratch the surface and yet resorts to primitive and barbaric thaumaturgy that resonates with millions of believers.

    #38799

    Thanks Jake for “barbaric thaumaturgy“. Added to my collection when discussing topics of theological flummery.

    #38800

    _Robert_
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    And my bro’ the Holy Ghost impregnated my mother so I could be born in the form of an Earthling to save y’all from yourselves  me and daddy who is me and my bro who is also me.

    #38801

    jakelafort
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    Reg i confess to be flummoxed by flummery. Having cast my bread upon the water it comes back buttered and tasting peculiarly similar to Jesus’ ass.

    #38802

    Robert,  thanks for correction. Its theological so it can be changed to suit any situation.

    Jakelafort, I can hear Joe Biden telling us its all “a bunch of malarkey”.

    #38811

    TheEncogitationer
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    Reg,

    Being both a devout and deranged Catholic, there isn’t anything to be heard from Biden except the sound of drooling that rolls like tears of Mary at sundry and various icons and avatars throughout the world.

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    #38816

    jakelafort
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    Enco why do you dump on Biden? You got a dozen disparaging pet names. I did not notice that for Trump. I am no fan of Biden. But at least he is a human being who seems to have a conscience unlike Trump.

    #38822

    michael17
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    The Trinity is the invention of Rome under the Emperor Constantine, who also persecuted true Christianity

    #38845

    michael17
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    @davis,

    What is defined as Christianity today is just a straw man fallacy and easy to refute. There are no miracles, no  true casting out of devils and cleansing of lepers, the true signs that follow them that believe. Emperor Constantine was a pagan and his parochial authority massacred the bearers of the truth under the guise of imposing orthodoxy. The Nicene Creed is a pagan fabrication and void of signs from God, yet adhered to by the billions.

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    #38849

    _Robert_
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    How can it be M number 17 doesn’t know every Christian says the same thing? That their brand of noise is the one true religion. Same for Muslims. Same for all of them, each little sect or individual has found the one truth. Brilliant.

    #38864

    Davis
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    Michael I cannot make any sense out of what you just said. It is word soup. Please provide a clear, legible, comprehensible explanation.

    #38865

    Unseen
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    Michael I cannot make any sense out of what you just said. It is word soup. Please provide a clear, legible, comprehensible explanation.

    When pigs can fly.

    Michael is the sole inhabitant of Everythingyouknowiswrongland.

    #38866

    Unseen
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    @michael

    You said elsewhere that you work for the government. Do you work for some secret division investigating hauntings at abandoned military bases or identifying and taking out shape-shifting reptilians? Surely you must be applying your esoteric knowledge to something useful.

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