THE TRINITY Explained in PLAIN LANGUAGE by Jesus Hisself

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  • #39030

    jakelafort
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    Thankful am I the creator populated earth with humans and cockroaches in an incomprehensible universe after millions of years of evolution and furnished a guidebook with clear mandates so that no dissension, discrimination or hatred would ensue. Otherwise we would have sectarian violence, internecine warfare, slavery, terrorism, bloody revolutions and assorted malevolence.

    #39031

    _Robert_
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    Thankful am I the creator populated earth with humans and cockroaches in an incomprehensible universe after millions of years of evolution and furnished a guidebook with clear mandates so that no dissension, discrimination or hatred would ensue. Otherwise we would have sectarian violence, internecine warfare, slavery, terrorism, bloody revolutions and assorted malevolence.

    Except for the Canaanites of course.

    #39032

    _Robert_
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    thus the dead can rise, the sick can be healed and the leper can be cleansed. Will that include the dead from ancient history coming back to life? Why is leprosy in its own category? Why not just group them in with the sick and heal them all. It will be a very confusing world when the ancients come back. Will H. sapiens heidelbergensis get to come back? (Please say yes as I would like to meet them). Oh wait, I am not going to be permitted to meet them as atheists are not in the club. Though I suppose Heidelbergensis are atheists about the Christian God too. They will be as freaked out with the iPhone 97 as they will be with meeting the Creator of the Universe, assuming they get to come back from the dead to be punished. Is that how it will go down? I really want to meet with Barabbas too, (or technically Bar-Abbas). Do you think Jesus will be happy to meet him? Sorry for all the questions, it is just all so exciting! Quick, find me a theologian!

    Actually the Mormon Historical Society has found that the Heidelbergensis tribe was in fact mentioned on that lost gold plate…Ahhh shit I can’t, it will wind up on a Qanon-board or something, LOL..it’s just all so fuckin stupid !!!

    #39033

    TheEncogitationer
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    Michael,

    The connection is that Daniel was written in the 7th century B.C. yet his words are true today. There are only 3 royal houses left in Europe including Russia. These 3 houses will be totally uprooted by the Beast to come. For this to be true there is a God in control of history thus the dead can rise, the sick can be healed and the leper can be cleansed.

    If you’ve not read previous threads here, no one here is really keen on rulers who claim Divine Right or heredity as their source of legitimacy.  So even if what you say about Euro-Royals is true, we’d all say: Release The Kraken!  As they say in commercial radio, The Beast Must Be Fed!

    Still, though, where you get a God from all that is a mystery, so I’ll stick with diet, medicine, exercise, disaster preparedness, and the latest medical innovations for The Fountain of Youth.  The Cavalry of Calvary is not coming to the rescue!

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    #39035

    TheEncogitationer
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    Robert,

    And the Amelekites.  The Nephalim didn’t fare too well once they outlived any usefulness to the Divine plan.

    #39036

    TheEncogitationer
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    Jake,

    I think Robert was taking off on Eliza Shlesinger’s “Party Goblin” which she “channels” in her schtick.

    #39037

    jakelafort
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    Walk softly and carry a big schtick.

    Keep it away from random or random loses its kick.

    #39042

    TheEncogitationer
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    Jake,

    Eliza is definitely random with her “Party Goblin,” so it’s best to keep the schtick of heavy machinery away:

    #39044

    jakelafort
    Participant

    Enco, it seems she is either on steroids and speed or she is the incarnation of the beast.

    #39047

    michael17
    Participant

    thus the dead can rise, the sick can be healed and the leper can be cleansed. Will that include the dead from ancient history coming back to life? Why is leprosy in its own category? Why not just group them in with the sick and heal them all. It will be a very confusing world when the ancients come back. Will H. sapiens heidelbergensis get to come back? (Please say yes as I would like to meet them). Oh wait, I am not going to be permitted to meet them as atheists are not in the club. Though I suppose Heidelbergensis are atheists about the Christian God too. They will be as freaked out with the iPhone 97 as they will be with meeting the Creator of the Universe, assuming they get to come back from the dead to be punished. Is that how it will go down? I really want to meet with Barabbas too, (or technically Bar-Abbas). Do you think Jesus will be happy to meet him? Sorry for all the questions, it is just all so exciting! Quick, find me a theologian!

    The actual quote form Christ is: “Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out demons. Freely you have received, freely give.” As to why leprosy has it’s on category, I would conjecture that it was almost as dramatic as raising the dead since often times appendices and facial features were withered.  As far as the dead from ancient history coming back to life as a sign, well anything is possible since when Christ rose the dead came out of their tombs, but how ancient they were is unclear.

    What distinguishes the age of the sons of Adam and the ice age with the megafauna is that we were prophesied a savior from our inception in the the garden of Eden by the existence of the tree of life, which is none other than a foreshadow of  Christ, moreover Adam named none of the animals of the megafauna. The megafauna died with the men that had dominion over them ( The earth was (became) void and without form and darkness was upon the face of the deep -Genesis). Moreover their were at least 5 species of hominids alive at the same time including a more robust form of homo sapiens that was typically taller and had a bigger brain, a longer skull and typically more prognathous. Moreover oriental feature did not exist until the sons of Adam. It is the will of the Father that all men should live and come to repentance. Salvation is as near to you as a spoken word with your mouth and your life.

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    #39051

    Davis
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    Current royal houses in Europe:

    • United Kingdom
    • Sweden
    • Denmark
    • Norway
    • Netherlands
    • Belgium
    • Luxembourg
    • Spain

     

    (Russia is not included)

    #39058

    michael17
    Participant

    Current royal houses in Europe:

    • United Kingdom
    • Sweden
    • Denmark
    • Norway
    • Netherlands
    • Belgium
    • Luxembourg
    • Spain

    (Russia is not included)

    These are not royal houses. The House refers to a  royal bloodline, and now there are three bloodlines from which all the royal families in power today come from Oldenburg, Nassau and Bourbon.  Please google and see how it applies to all royal families in power to day and which countries they are located. In regard to Russia, the  Romanov royal family was dethroned but they belong to the house of Oldenburg as does the royal family in Great Britain.

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    #39062

    Davis
    Moderator

    No. If you are talking about a common ancestor…every single King and Queen have one single ancestor. So…by your very strange and completely arbitrary definition…there is only one house.

    #39063

    jakelafort
    Participant

    Primogeniture and ever changing alliances caused an admixture so that it is arbitrary and self-serving to conclude as you have that 3 bloodlines remain.

    Michael have you considered that you are the shining star of confirmation bias?

    #39065

    michael17
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    No. If you are talking about a common ancestor…every single King and Queen have one single ancestor. So…by your very strange and completely arbitrary definition…there is only one house.

    These houses are defined in any appropriate source of your choice. It will even give the coat of arms.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Oldenburg

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Nassau

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Bourbon

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