Gregg R Thomas

I know someone who’s met Rick Astley a few times, he’s a nice guy but very eccentric.  He still has a beautiful speaking voice.

@Unseen  – You were a victim of Rickrolling 🙂

In one apartment building I lived in my apartment was on the 2nd floor just above the telecom box. Someone in the building received visitors at all hours but often she wasn’t home and her voicemail would come on, which was the complete full-length performance of Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give you up. Imagine nearly four minutes of this at 4…[Read more]

The more I tell myself not to, the better the idea sounds. Resistance will be futile. Some great versions on Spotify too.

I once asked a young ex-Mormon, who I was taking to his first Atheist Ireland meeting, if he had any problems when he told his mother about no longer believing what his family believed.

No, no. Mormon mothers love their children unconditionally, was his reply. I have always remembered that, given the tales of horror I know from other ex-theists.

Ha! Two new Mormons called this evening, in the dark and cold, to see if I was interested in hearing their good news. Fresh of the boat from France. I told them I was in their black book. They made no attempt to continue the conversation. We shook hands, I wished them well and said Merry Christmas. Mormons always have good manners.

I suggested…[Read more]

Give them some of this

Way past that point Simon. I invited them into my house to allow them to discuss their beliefs.  They threw a hissy fit when I did not accept their imaginary god into my life. When they started broadcasting music towards my house, I twice politely asked them to stop. They called the police to my door. So fuck them and the horse they rode in on.…[Read more]

It’s a terrible thing to fall out with your neighbours.  Can you find a more amicable solution?  You’re never going to  be a Jehovah’s Witness, they’re never going to a Gwaar concert.

Maybe you can come to an understanding, where you don’t have to use music as a weapon.

We definitely won’t be friends in the morning after this wakes them up at volume 11.  Looking forward to the look of disgust. I now have access to their home network, from Moldova, of course.

They probably think you’re demonic, and there’s a reward for your capture.

Just because I answer the front door with nothing on but a red gimp mask does not mean I am a Satanist. I guess my  cloven hooves are a giveaway though  🙂

They probably think you’re demonic, and there’s a reward for your capture.

Before they went all out to cure me of my sickness we had a few conversations. But they got very annoyed when I kept asking them what it felt like to be an immortal, just like their God. They insisted they were not immortals.

“But you will be when you die, is that not the case?”

“Reg, what are you talking about???”

“You told me that you are…[Read more]

What your neighbours hear

Holy crap.  I read your OP.

Reg the Fronkey Farmer wrote:
I have had to give them a blast of Ministry.

You’re having problems with religious nutcases?  What do they do?

I have had to give them a blast of Ministry. Time for a new world order around these parts. I will hack their home network if they don’t stop.  They still have a default password on their ISP modem. I will replace all instances of “Jesus” in their Word docs with “Satan”.