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[Gallup’s Mirror]

1. Some freaky monster (space dragon, freaky alien, Borg, jihadist) intercepts the satellite.

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2. Pluto turns out to have clear artificial light on the surface?

Wait for the Mormons to announce plans to send a rocket load of missionaries.

3. God has been hiding out all his time on Pluto and says hello to the modern world

Captain Kirk ran into this once before.

4. Elvis is performing an imterstellar sold out concert on its moon Chiron and we are the last to arrive (forced to observe in the nosebleed section as we try to slow down during the fly by)

Arm photon torpedoes and open fire. Elvis is evil.

5. The planet(oid) is completely unremarkable.

Like a twin of planet Earth? How dreadful.

6. Pluto shows some fascinating geological features, our figures and measurements will need updating and we see some delightful images.

Nothing I see on Pluto could delight me unless the probe finds most of the Republican party is stranded there.

7. Unseen’s long lost twin is waiting there proving for once and for all that he is not from Earth

I’ve never seen Unseen. Nobody has. Visual confirmation is un-possible.