Well if a lightning bolt came down and smacked that SOB right in the forehead, I might be tempted to believe it.
If, on the other hand, that lightning bolt turned out to have a diameter of 0.223, 0.308, 0.338, or 0.50 inches (among others), I’ll ascribe it to human agency. [*metric equivalents, 5.56, 7.62, 8.58, or 12.7 mm]