Life Extension and Health Extension

[TheEncogitationer]

Feloow Unbelievers,

More great news! Rick Slayman, the recipient of the genetically-modified pig kidney has been released from the Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston after a week! His body accepted the kidney and for now, Rick Slayman and, of course, his Doctors, have slayed death!

Rick Slayman Discharge Statement
https://www.massgeneral.org/news/rick-slayman-discharge-statement

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[TheEncogitationer]

Fellow Unbelievers,

For all the talk about Crimes Against Humanity charges made against Israel in the fog of war by terrorist groups known to use Photoshopped fakes, here is a real Crime Against Humanity that will have real victims dying a slow, debilitating death:

Philippine Court Blocks GMO ‘Golden Rice’ Production Over Safety Fears
By AFP – Agence France Presse
April 25, 2024
https://www.barrons.com/news/philippine-court-blocks-gmo-golden-rice-production-over-safety-fears-0e487e8c#

That Judge and the Greenpeace/Eco-Wackos who lobbied for this ruling need to share the exact same diet they force on children. Let’s see how many lawsuits they can file and process when they’re blind.

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[jakelafort]

Crimes against humanity?

what’s that you say, Enco.

Read it and weap.

Last year, Israel faced 14 censures. The rest of the world, including numerous autocratic regimes, received only seven total. Since the UN Human Rights Council’s (UNHRC) establishment in 2006, it has adopted 103 resolutions against Israel, more than all those leveled against North Korea, Iran, and Syria combined.

Let em eat yellow rice.

[TheEncogitationer]

Jake,

Golden Rice won’t do the UN any good. The UN is already morally and ethically blind.

And getting Lead and Mercury out their water won’t do their brains and dispositions any good either. The UN is as blind and mad as Syphilitic King George III.

At this late of an onset, the best thing for the UN is a Universal Translator version of Derek Humphrey’s Final Exit.

(Naturally, they should leave behind the real estate and the Blue Helmet gear, of course. The UN Headquarters could be Las Vegas East and make a better contribution to the world than it does now. ♦️♥️♣️♠️🃏👯‍♂️🥂🍻🥃)

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[TheEncogitationer]

Fellow Unbelievers:

As with Czar Putin and Emperor Xi wanting immortality, Peter Attia and Jeffrey Epstein are also not what I had in mind when extolling Life Extension and Health Extension:

Can Longevity Guru Peter Attia ‘Outlive’ His Epstein Friendship?
By Matt Stieb, Intelligencer staff writer
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/can-health-guru-dr-attia-outlive-his-epstein-friendship.html

Fortunately, I didn’t follow Peter Attia beyond a few videos, not enough to be grifted any more than everyone else.

Times like this, you gotta wonder if it’s a futile enterprise, at least until our species has a big reset.
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I remember Jack LaLanne and Durk Pearson and Sandy Shaw seemed like good representatives of Life and Health Extension…Note the past tense, though. They’re sadly no longer with us:

Whatever Happened to “Life Extension” Authors Dirk (sic) Pierson (sic) and Sandy Shaw?
https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-1980s-life-extension-authors-dirk-pierson-and-sandy-shaw/214630

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