America's Second Civil War

[Reg the Fronkey FarmerModerator]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury Trump, not to praise him.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with Trump. The noble Graham

Hath told you Trump was ambitious:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Trump answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Graham and the rest–

For Graham is an honourable man;

So are they all, all honourable men–

Come I to speak in Trump’s funeral.

He was my friend, faithful and just to me:

But Graham says he was ambitious;

And Graham is an honourable man.

He hath brought many captives home to DC

Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:

Did this in Trump seem ambitious?

When that the poor have cried, Trump hath wept:

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet Graham says he was ambitious;

And Graham is an honourable man.

You all did see that on the Lupercal

I thrice presented him a kingly crown,

Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?

Yet Graham says he was ambitious;

And, sure, he is an honourable man.

I speak not to disprove what Graham spoke,

But here I am to speak what I do know.

You all did love him once, not without cause:

What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?

O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,

And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;

My heart is in the coffin there with Trump,

And I must pause till it come back to me.

[AutumnParticipant]

https://t.co/Jf2UXj1Vn0

Jon Voigt seems on board with a civil war. His little speech keeps him a hair’s breadth from outright saying it.

I assume the video is legit. I feel like a robot would do a better job of sounding human.

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