How many Gods does it take to create an Atheist?

[Belle Rose]

What do you guys think? 😂 😂 😂

I’ll wait to reveal my answer:)

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None*. Strangely the number it takes to make a nun is one.

*Mind you, that atheist wouldn’t likely have much use for the word ‘atheist’.

[TheEncogitationer]

Autumn,

Buddhism has nuns, so evidently it doesn’t even take a God to be a nun. These Gods are a feckless, useless bunch.

[TheEncogitationer]

Greetings, Belle Rose!

To answer your question, it only takes two Natural gametes, male and female, to create an Atheist, since everyone is born lacking a belief in a God or Gods.

No supernatural being is required, nor does one exist, M’Lady. *Tips fedora.*

(I finally broke down and bought a fedora to make official my Smug Atheism. A Nice black pleather one. I deliberately bought it small to make my head seem bigger. Back in my college days in the late Eighties, I had a fedora and I was an Atheist, but I never associated the two and the Internet wasn’t ubiquitous enough to widely spread the Smug Atheist in a Fedora meme. Did I help create that???)

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

It takes one god less than the number that a theist believe exists. There are about 30,000 gods recorded in human history. Christians are atheists when it comes to 29,999 of them but insist that their one is real. I don’t believe them. I often ask them to tell me why they don’t believe Zeus is real and then I use their answer to explain why I don’t believe that their god is real.

Yes, we are all born atheists and stay that way unless indoctrinated by brutal marketing campaigns.

 

 

PS – You know why they are called nuns?

 

Nun today, nun tomorrow, nun…..(oh shut up Reg)

[_Robert_]

At least one, but the 11,999 others might help.

[TheEncogitationer]

Reg,

I’ve heard it asked by jokesters what kind of meat the Pope eats. Their answer is Nun (none,) but the word-pun humor translates better spoken than written.

• This reply was modified 4 years, 3 months ago by TheEncogitationer. Reason: Removing excess letters

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

So Belle Rose….How many nuns does it take????

[Belle Rose]

How many Gods does it take to create an Atheist?

However many you believe in 🙂  😂

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

I thank god I am an atheist so 🙂

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