How many Gods does it take to create an Atheist?

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    Belle Rose
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    What do you guys think? ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Iโ€™ll wait to reveal my answer:)

    #41436

    Autumn
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    None*. Strangely the number it takes to make a nun is one.

    *Mind you, that atheist wouldn’t likely have much use for the word ‘atheist’.

    #41437

    TheEncogitationer
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    Autumn,

    Buddhism has nuns, so evidently it doesn’t even take a God to be a nun. These Gods are a feckless, useless bunch.

    #41438

    TheEncogitationer
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    Greetings, Belle Rose!

    To answer your question, it only takes two Natural gametes, male and female, to create an Atheist, since everyone is born lacking a belief in a God or Gods.

    No supernatural being is required, nor does one exist, M’Lady. *Tips fedora.*

    (I finally broke down and bought a fedora to make official my Smug Atheism. A Nice black pleather one. I deliberately bought it small to make my head seem bigger. Back in my college days in the late Eighties, I had a fedora and I was an Atheist, but I never associated the two and the Internet wasn’t ubiquitous enough to widely spread the Smug Atheist in a Fedora meme. Did I help create that???)

    #41439

    It takes one god less than the number that a theist believe exists. There are about 30,000 gods recorded in human history. Christians are atheists when it comes to 29,999 of them but insist that their one is real. I donโ€™t believe them. I often ask them to tell me why they donโ€™t believe Zeus is real and then I use their answer to explain why I donโ€™t believe that their god is real.

    Yes, we are all born atheists and stay that way unless indoctrinated by brutal marketing campaigns.

     

     

    PS โ€“ You know why they are called nuns?

     

    Nun today, nun tomorrow, nunโ€ฆ..(oh shut up Reg)

    #41440

    _Robert_
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    At least one, but the 11,999 others might help.

    #41442

    TheEncogitationer
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    Reg,

    I’ve heard it asked by jokesters what kind of meat the Pope eats. Their answer is Nun (none,) but the word-pun humor translates better spoken than written.

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    #41528

    So Belle Rose….How many nuns does it take????

    #41529

    Belle Rose
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    How many Gods does it take to create an Atheist?

    However many you believe in ๐Ÿ™‚ ย ๐Ÿ˜‚

    #41532

    I thank god I am an atheist so ๐Ÿ™‚

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