"Thank God"

[_Robert_]

I still slip up once a day. An occasional OMG as well. I get some looks from those in the know. God pervades the English language.

We need a word like God. I do like “the force”, but that’s already taken. We are missing a word so that we may easily appeal to the deaf ears of the universe, LOL

[Strega]

There’s “thank fuck” on one end of the extremes and “thank goodness” on the other.  “Bloody hell” now, I’d hate to lose that.

[JadeBlackOlive]

Thank my lucky stars.

Thank goodness.

Oh sh*t in place of omg.

Oh crap.

I seldom if ever use the gawd thing

[JadeBlackOlive]

Bloody hell is a good one.

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

All praise the Master Molecule!! I found my car keys!!

 

 

[_Robert_]

Bloody ‘ell just isn’t natural for me if strike my thumb with a hammer, but nothing satisfies me like a good ‘ole “jesus fuck’n Christ in situations like that !

[Strega]

The correct response to hitting oneself on the thumb with a hammer, is to glare at the nearest person and yell, “See what you made me do!”.

[JadeBlackOlive]

Yeah, but it ain’t thanking, is it.

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

Let’s have another round of “What does the “H” stand for” when someone says “Jesus H. Christ”?

I had heard it was “Harold” but I don’t think it would be “Hammer”

One of my favs is “Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the fucking donkey”

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Jesus Horny Christ?

Jesus Honey Christ?

Jesus HeeeHawww Christ?

Wow I didn’t know that was a game, lol

I thought his name was Jesus F. Christ. I’m sure you can guess what the F stands for…

[JadeBlackOlive]

Hellacious?

[_Robert_]

Hasselhoff

 

• This reply was modified 8 years, 7 months ago by _Robert_.

[Strega]

I can’t unsee that, @robert.

[Strega]

“Our father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.”  It’s his bloody name, isn’t it?

[JadeBlackOlive]

Can’t unsee that either……can’t stand that guy!

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