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  • #5579

    _Robert_
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    I still slip up once a day. An occasional OMG as well. I get some looks from those in the know. God pervades the English language.

    We need a word like God. I do like “the force”, but that’s already taken. We are missing a word so that we may easily appeal to the deaf ears of the universe, LOL

    #5580

    Strega
    Moderator

    There’s “thank fuck” on one end of the extremes and “thank goodness” on the other.  “Bloody hell” now, I’d hate to lose that.

    #5581

    JadeBlackOlive
    Participant

    Thank my lucky stars.

    Thank goodness.

    Oh sh*t in place of omg.

    Oh crap.

    I seldom if ever use the gawd thing

    #5582

    JadeBlackOlive
    Participant

    Bloody hell is a good one.

    #5583

    All praise the Master Molecule!! I found my car keys!!

     

     

    #5588

    _Robert_
    Participant

    Bloody ‘ell just isn’t natural for me if strike my thumb with a hammer, but nothing satisfies me like a good ‘ole “jesus fuck’n Christ in situations like that !

    #5589

    Strega
    Moderator

    The correct response to hitting oneself on the thumb with a hammer, is to glare at the nearest person and yell, “See what you made me do!”.

    #5591

    JadeBlackOlive
    Participant

    Yeah, but it ain’t thanking, is it.

    #5594

    Let’s have another round of “What does the “H” stand for” when someone says “Jesus H. Christ”?

    I had heard it was “Harold” but I don’t think it would be “Hammer”

    One of my favs is “Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the fucking donkey”

    #5595

    .
    Participant

    Jesus Horny Christ?

    Jesus Honey Christ?

    Jesus HeeeHawww Christ?

    Wow I didn’t know that was a game, lol

    I thought his name was Jesus F. Christ. I’m sure you can guess what the F stands for…

    #5598

    JadeBlackOlive
    Participant

    Hellacious?

    #5600

    _Robert_
    Participant

    Hasselhoff

     

    • This reply was modified 1 year, 2 months ago by  _Robert_.
    #5602

    Strega
    Moderator

    I can’t unsee that, @robert.

    #5603

    Strega
    Moderator

    “Our father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.”  It’s his bloody name, isn’t it?

    #5604

    JadeBlackOlive
    Participant

    Can’t unsee that either……can’t stand that guy!

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