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I still slip up once a day. An occasional OMG as well. I get some looks from those in the know. God pervades the English language.
We need a word like God. I do like “the force”, but that’s already taken. We are missing a word so that we may easily appeal to the deaf ears of the universe, LOL
There’s “thank fuck” on one end of the extremes and “thank goodness” on the other. “Bloody hell” now, I’d hate to lose that.
Thank my lucky stars.
Oh sh*t in place of omg.
I seldom if ever use the gawd thing
Bloody hell is a good one.
All praise the Master Molecule!! I found my car keys!!
Bloody ‘ell just isn’t natural for me if strike my thumb with a hammer, but nothing satisfies me like a good ‘ole “jesus fuck’n Christ in situations like that !
The correct response to hitting oneself on the thumb with a hammer, is to glare at the nearest person and yell, “See what you made me do!”.
Yeah, but it ain’t thanking, is it.
Let’s have another round of “What does the “H” stand for” when someone says “Jesus H. Christ”?
I had heard it was “Harold” but I don’t think it would be “Hammer”
One of my favs is “Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the fucking donkey”
Jesus Horny Christ?
Jesus Honey Christ?
Jesus HeeeHawww Christ?
Wow I didn’t know that was a game, lol
I thought his name was Jesus F. Christ. I’m sure you can guess what the F stands for…
I can’t unsee that, @robert.
“Our father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.” It’s his bloody name, isn’t it?
Can’t unsee that either……can’t stand that guy!
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