The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread

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And never forget: It was Professor Bobo’s courage and sapience that saved the day!

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Fellow Unbelievers:

Here, MST3K portrays what Leonardo Da Vinci would be like if played by Joe Pesci. Understandably sensitive about inquiries since in real life, he encoded his works in multiple languages and wrote them backwards to avoid The Inquisition:

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Fellow Unbelievers:

Please, TechBros, do not let AIs adopt the petty tribalism and tabloid trashiness of humans or this could be the end result:

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Then KanyeAI will jump on stage and say: “Imma let you Bots finish, but Maria Die MaschineMensch did the best video of all time!”

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Fellow Unbelievers:

Here, the crew of the Satellite Of Love demonstrate the folly of not applying The Precautionary Principle to itself:

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Fellow Unbelievers:

If the Ellisons and Bari Weiss wants CBS and “Sixty Minutes” to survive and thrive, they needs to book the MST3K Hosts and the Bots to reappear right away as guests, then as the new Robot Overlords of Late Night:

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Fellow Unbelievers:

Mike and the Bots sabotage the Mads’ Bed & Breakfast with a less-than Romanticist portrayal of Rural life:

Never pity the Mads, by the way. They are not actual scientists exploring the wonders and perils of the Natural Universe, but social engineers doing coerced experiments on the Hosts and Bots with the intent of achieving World or even Galactic or Universal Domination! Their bumbling defeats are always laugh-worthy!

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Fellow Unbelievers:

Here, Joel and the Bots demonstrate The Second Law of Thermodynamics (Entropy in a closed system,) Thomas Sowell’s maxim “There are no solutions, only trade-offs,” and how the best laid plans of gerbils and men go away:

And as Joel mentioned, it is also Art Imitating Life based on the earlier real-life macrocosm failure called Biosphere II.

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Fellow Unbeliever:

The best laid plans of gerbils and men go awry as well as away, as my attempt at spelling proves! 😁

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Fellow Unbelievers:

It is also Art Imitating Life because a young fan of MST3K wrote a letter mistakenly calling Crow by the name Art. Mad Scientist Matriarch Pearl Forester continued the tradition and always called Crow by the name Art.😁

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Fellow Unbelievers:

Here, Joel and the Bots show all the potential Taco Bell goodies we could do without between Trump’s tariffs and Bobby Brainworm not believing in The Germ Theory of Disease:

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Fellow Unbelievers:

Here’s what Bobby Brainworm might be feeding to all of the patients in his “special camps” where people work on their concentration:

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Fellow Unbelievers:

Joel demonstrates a new product that Nanotechnology could bring to us. I don’t know if I would eat it without Cool Whip™ or a Jello™ Mold from the church ladies serving bars and punch in the vestry, but otherwise it would be nice to have a Spacom™ around the house. Not since baking soda has there been a product so versatile!:

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Leave it to Urkel to bring Universal, Ecumenical laughter throughout the Stars! And leave it to Torgo, the minion of The Master in Manos: The Hands of Fate, to suck the life out of the room:

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Fellow Unbelievers:

If you want a full-length movie to enjoy for the Weekend, MST3K had several that spoof pseudoscience and the supernatural.

The fuñniest by far has to be The Undead where Mike and the Bots have fun with “Past-Life Regression” by Hypnosis. So STAAAY and don’t fall a-SLEEEP!:

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