A new proof of God: Mt. St. Helens

[UnseenParticipant]

Four Lessons from the Mount St. Helens Eruption

 

[Reg the Fronkey FarmerModerator]

It’s because God created our minds that we are able to discover the laws of science that He created. Same site.

[UnseenParticipant]

Reg the Fronkey Farmer wrote:

It’s because God created our minds that we are able to discover the laws of science that He created. Same site.

The thing is, that quote would be equally applicable, if true, to both Yahweh and Cthulhu.

[Reg the Fronkey FarmerModerator]

I think I would prefer it to be Cthulhu as Yahweh demands too much credit. “I made that and that and that too”. Yeah ain’t you just so modest Yahweh. And Cthulhu does not expect me to sacrifice a goat when asking for a favor. At least I think Yahweh does or else I have been wasting my time!

• This reply was modified 5 months, 3 weeks ago by  Reg the Fronkey Farmer. Reason: I am I not an it!

[TheEncogitationerParticipant]

Unseen,

There is yet another lesson to be drawn from Mount St. Helens, especially from the Wikipedia site on the erruption on May 18, 1980:

Approximately 57 deaths, about $1.1 billion in property damage (or $3.5 billion today, adjusted for inflation); caused a collapse of the volcano’s northern flank, deposited ash in 11 U.S. states and five Canadian provinces.

1980 Eruption of Mount St. Helens–Wikipedia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_eruption_of_Mount_St._Helens

That lesson is that a just God does not exist, M’Lady Dr. Andrew A. Snelling. *Tips Fedora* 🤠

 

[PopeBeanieModerator]

The long timescales that geologists assign to the erosion of deep canyons are erroneous. Deep canyons can and do form very rapidly. This includes the Grand Canyon of Arizona—not long after the Noachian flood.

I expected their reliance on pseudo-gelology to make their case, but “Noachian flood”? That is a hilarious attempt to sound like they’re speaking with scientific authority.

[jakelafortParticipant]

A Noachian flood is an Armenian flood that is an antediluvian flood when time crystals are introduced in a lahmajune.

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