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[DavisModerator]

I am a 59 year old ferret lover who lives in his grandmothers basement in Sunny Kalamazoo. I have little free time from my career as a professional youtube watcher to leave comments on websites but I do so sometimes here to practice my human social skills. I like long walks on the beach and watching romantic controlled building explosions. Im a Capricorn though my moon sign conflicts with my inner spirit guide animal and they ate each other which is disconcerting. I have several virtual families on the game THE SIMS and I hang out each day with whichever one is least ylikely to agitate me. I think God is really just another way to say love and that makes all of us who love…a sort of God….except for me…as I actually am the God who created you all…so kneel before me and tell me how much you love me or else!!!

• This topic was modified 9 years, 3 months ago by  Davis.
• This topic was modified 9 years, 3 months ago by  Davis.

[Reg the Fronkey FarmerModerator]

I was wondering if, when walking on the beach, you ever get panic attacks that you may have been negligent towards the needs of one of your SIM families. It can be quite disconcerting, especially when you have the onerous responsibilities of having to tend to the needs of your grandmother and any pet ferrets you may have. I will be on the Pantheon next week as Pluto’s moon is waxing in woo if you want to meet up for some ambrosia to discuss “Free Speech is so last Century”.

[DavisModerator]

Well considering I’m God…yes…I get panick attacks all the time Reg. Unless my sheep are praying to me all the time, telling me how amazing and magnificent I am…I suffer from a brutally severe case of insecurity and fear of being forgotten. It’s so extreme I cannot even show my face to anyone. I’m left to take my long walks on the beach on the planet Zorg-Zorg in the Norf-Norf galaxy (and their seas are made of Fluoroantimonic acid). It would be really great to catch up with other insecure Gods like Zeus and you…but only if Allah doesn’t come. Zheesh…such a downer…though if Shiva shows up with his electric sitar…I’ll go no matter what!

[erock68laParticipant]

@davis

Ya know what could help when they slack off in their constant adoration of you? Smite ’em. Send ’em a hurricane or a tsunami or something. That’ll whip ’em into shape and make you feel better at the same time.

[StregaModerator]

@davis @erock68la don’t forget to make them cut off bits of their (insert fig leaf here). That’s a show of complete abjection.

[DavisModerator]

Sigh. Smiting was a lot of fun @erock68la in the first four millenium, but to be honest for the last two I’m just kind of half winging it. Every time I blow the top off a volcano, whip up a hurricane or start some tsunami…it doesn’t wipe out an entire race or obliterate a city full of innocent children as it used to. Ever since my son was flayed and nailed to a wooden pole…I can only take out a few neighbourhoods at best. I think subconsciously I’ve started to realise…that my true passion lies in developing java apps for iPhones…the thing is…I’m just not that good at Java programming or computer programming at all…and I’m not even sure iPhones use Java. Sigh.

As for genital mutilation @strega … I’ve never understood the point. I must have been drunk when I dictated that to Moses. Zheesh…the countless boys and girls who have suffered because of my one night of debauchery! No more beach parties on Zorg-Zorg!!!

[erock68laParticipant]

To be honest, your smiting of late has been lackluster. Kind of ho-hum. I almost can’t tell your powers apart from natural occurrences. I can tell your heart’s not in it. And Hollywood shows more imagination.

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[BeckyLParticipant]

Wow. Who knew that one could find God, talk with Him, and perhaps even build a personal relationship with Him on an atheist website??? You do indeed move in mysterious ways.

[Tom SarbeckParticipant]

El Supremo here is pleased that many of you are here in this, the Zone’s Second Incarnation.

 

[Davyd R OndrejkoParticipant]

We only exist to please you, El Supremo.  We are relieved ecstatic that you are pleased, O Great One,

[StregaModerator]

I like a choice of gods – I can cherry pick exactly which attributes suit my moods on any given day.  Yesterday, it was the god of hot bath water that received my abject gratitude.  Today, the god of pool filters was mysteriously absent when I needed him (pool filters are heavy and messy, hence my gender attribution).  Don’t even mention the bloody cat god – damn cats ate the tops off all my seedlings.

• This reply was modified 7 years, 4 months ago by  Strega.

[.Spectator]

I call Aphrodite!

[StregaModerator]

Did she hear?

[.Spectator]

YES! Omg and she said my moon is entering Uranus tomorrow so it’s going to be an EXTRA special day!

[StregaModerator]

It’s entering my what?

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