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  • #7586

    David Boots
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    1992: me to my brother … ‘The internet’s a fad.’

     

    What is the stupidist thing you have said or done?

    #7587

    .
    Participant

    I’m too drunk to walk. Let’s drive. Lol

    #7591

    Strega
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    Wow, David, where to start!?  I’m contemplating a list the length of my arm to see what wins my ‘stupid Olympics’ challenge.

    How about ‘Trump will never win the presidency’

    I’m not about to explain this one, but it’s probably on several of my immediate list items…

    ”Don’t worry, nobody’s looking”

    #7593

    There is no point learning to write in HTML. It will never catch on.

    #7594

    Priest: We all have a soul. Even you as an atheist have a soul.

    Me: Yes, I know we all have assholes.

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    Daniel W.
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    Probably the most impulsive thing I did was join the Army.  I was a pacifist and everyone considered me nerdy and weak.  I was trying to put myself through school, and failing at it.  I had bicycled past a recruiting station and in a whim, thought, what the hell, nothing else is working, walked in and signed up.  It was a crazy thing to do.  In retrospect, it was the turning point of my young life.  Even though there was risk and deprivation at times, if I could rewind my life and make that decision again, I would do it in a heartbeat.  But doing it with no information and on a whim was pretty stupid.

    I made some stupid moves when I had a motorcycle but somehow did not wind up as an organ donor.

     

    #7607

    JadeBlackOlive
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    US voters can’t be possibly be that stupid…….*summer 2016*

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    .
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    #7611

    David Boots
    Participant

    I think I might have repressed a lot as well!

    #10195

    Emma Leigh
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    Stupidest thing for me… In the middle of science class in seventh grade, “My hairbrush is indestructable!”, throws hairbrush on floor very hard. RIP, hairbrush

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    daughterofkarl
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    1996, Driving drunk, rear-ended another vehicle hard enough to break my kneecap against the dashboard of my car.  Could have killed somebody.  Eternally grateful that I was the most seriously injured one involved.  Arrested for DUI.  Two years probation, huge fines, 100 hours community service.   And just to make it extra special, I got to call my father at 4:00am on FATHER’S DAY to tell him his daughter was hospitalized, about to undergo surgery, after having been arrested for DUI.  Yeah.  Not my finest moment.  But I have never driven drunk again, and never will!

    #24855

    Kenneth Cheldens
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    “In the middle of science class in seventh grade, “My hairbrush is indestructable!”, throws hairbrush on floor very hard. RIP, hairbrush”

    Had a similar situation from years back. Was drunk hard, holding a heavy mug. Due to the stupidity brought about by alcohol, I thought that the thickness of the mug would prevent it from breaking. Smashed it on the floor. Man, the bartender/owner was furious.

    #24856

    Davis
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    Nobody actually likes eating raw fish embedded in vinegar rice and seaweed. The fad will be over before New Year’s

    #24859

    Unseen
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    In a graduate level class on, I believe, epistemology, I wanted to say “retinal images” but it came out “rectal images.”

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