Atheist Cats

BRAINS!

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  • December 6, 2023 at 7:03 pm #51687

    unapologetic
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    This is a sticker in my window. Looks just like my cat sometimes.
    Sometimes he hangs on the screen by his claws, looking out at squirrels and birds, his teeth chattering like a bad zombie movie.
    “BRAINS!”
    “Squirrel Brains!”
    “Bird Brains!”
    “I’ve heard you talk about bird brains. They sound real soft and juicy.”

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    December 6, 2023 at 7:21 pm #51690

    unapologetic
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    My cat is a Theist.

    He believes HE is god.

    December 6, 2023 at 10:16 pm #51695

    Reg the Fronkey Farmer
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    “Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”

    Hitchens.

    December 6, 2023 at 10:25 pm #51697

    Unseen
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    December 6, 2023 at 10:28 pm #51698

    Unseen
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    What obstacle course?

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