Sunday School

[Strega]

Jake. “Dya thinnk those Trump guffaw producing fuck ups are real or AI?”

The real tragedy is that we even have to ask.

[jakelafort]

Strega,

I might say you speak with a verisimilitude.

Or i might say how dare you impugn the acumen of our great leader!

He’s given us ICE and aint that nice?

He’s given us fair and honest elections.

He’s given us professorial stable genius leadership

He’s given us a cabinet for the ages!

He’s tested our institutions like no prior.

He’s got us on the verge of the new Vietnam!

[TheEncogitationer]

Jake:

Dya thinnk those Trump guffaw producing fuck ups are real or AI?

Both. Trump is a fleshy version of Artificial Intelligence, complete with slop and hallucinations.

[TheEncogitationer]

Fellow Unbelievers:

Speaking of slop and hallucinations, Bobby Brainworm is wanting to put needed medical students on KP duty and provide a roach coach for every neighborhood:

RFK Jr. Wants the Government To Teach Everyone How To Cook Again
Can we trust the federal government and its ever-changing nutrition guidelines, to teach us how and what to cook?
Marc Oestreich | 7.13.2026 1:05 PM
https://reason.com/2026/07/13/rfk-jr-wants-the-government-to-teach-everyone-how-to-cook-again/

It’s not like there are not cooking magazines and cookbooks and Web Sites and YouTube channels and cooking shows on every broadcast channel and cooking networks on every streaming service in what’s left of the Free Market.

And there would be more food to work with that even the poorest could pay for without welfare if there weren’t inflation and tariffs adding to the cost of food.

This is just RFK Jr.’s carnie-barking travelling bread-and-circuses show to distract from real problems with our health care system and elsewhere.

[jakelafort]

Speaking of appetizing food…Taco Bell

When media is pointing out that the diarrhea-producing food chain is causing diarrhea and emphasizing its innate kinetic nature, namely how it is explosive, you know it is humdinger and hootenannie!

https://nypost.com/2026/07/14/business/taco-bell-probed-over-possible-role-in-outbreak-of-explosive-diarrhea-infections-across-us-report/

[Strega]

Jake, people have been pointing out they’re very familiar with the traditional digestive disasters from Taco Bell and that this new explosive upgrade is of a completely different nature.  🤷‍♀️

[TheEncogitationer]

Jake and Strega:

This is a real pity! Getting Late at The Bell was not a Plague Bell or a Funeral Bell in my time and locale as a college student!

Your Miles and Tastes May Vary, but I fondly remember getting the Nachos Bellgrande and Twelve-Pack of Soft Tacos-To-Go, keeping them in the fridge, and eating lunches and snacks for days off of them! The diced tomatoes, lettuce, green onions, and refried beans mixed with Mexican-seasoned meat and shredded or liquid cheese sauce was a delicious treat hot or cold!

The Implied Warranty of Merchantability on college cuisine is that it should never involve gastrointestinal explosions and squeezing the body dry from both ends!

It won’t surprise me if the trend towards “Organic” non-GMO produce has a role here. Previous outbreaks of Wisteria and e coli infections have involved “Organic” sources. Here’s hoping that those thousands who were victimized live, get well, and get justice!

[jakelafort]

Gonna be interesting to see whether this puts the nail in the Tbell. Trex came first and now…?

I remember when tylenol had there little issue and they survived. How would you as a CEO or high mucky muck advise?

Assurances of quality control? Offers of compensation to future victims of explosive diarrhea? Farm animals that the kids can feed? “We know you’ll feel swell after eating at the Bell!”

[TheEncogitationer]

Jake and All Fellow Unbelievers:

A fantastic review of what sounds like a great book, Israel On Trial by Judge Roy K. Altman!

The fact-free, evidence-free Romanticism of the “Pro-Palestine” crowd is not just a threat to Israel and Jews, but ultimately to the whole Enlightenment Experiment.

The War on Israel by Tal Fortgang
https://www.civitasoutlook.com/research/the-war-on-israel

[jakelafort]

Enco,

Lefties and Islamists are not gonna read that book.

I have an idea for a companion book. Lefties and Islamists on trial. Claim by claim analysis comparing the specific libels and calumny against Israel/Jews to in the case of lets say apartheid look at ALL ISLAMIC STATES. Examine treatment of Palestinians in neighboring states.

Before i end up ranting and panting i will just stop. But suffice it to say that litigating the claims in and of itself will do nothing to very little to deprogam the cult of Jew haters. If an author utilizes facts illustrating how those horrors exist elsewhere and are ignored in spite of their humanist rationale identifying with the oppressed that might cause the cultist to see hypocrisy and how they have been manipulated like little lambs to the slaughter.

[TheEncogitationer]

Jake:

Gonna be interesting to see whether this puts the nail in the Tbell. Trex came first and now…?

T. Rex died from self-inflicted smoking. Just refer to cartoonist Gary Larson’s The Far Side for irrefutable proof.

I remember when tylenol had there little issue and they survived. How would you as a CEO or high mucky muck advise?

Assurances of quality control? Offers of compensation to future victims of explosive diarrhea? Farm animals that the kids can feed? “We know you’ll feel swell after eating at the Bell!”

The late night lawyer TV ads are bound to be interesting.

“Is your digestive tract a volcanic mess due to eating at Taco Bell? Then do the quick-step to your phone and call 1-800-REGULAR! You may be eligible to be part of a class-action settlement of your inner rumblings!”

“Do Better, Taco Bell so we can all doo-doo better!”

As for farm animals for kids to feed, that could prove to be another vector for disease or for the latest disturbing rural scene I posted on the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread.

Besides it’s not good to get kids emotionally attached to things they are about to eat. They might end up like Mikey.

[TheEncogitationer]

Jake:

Judge Roy K “Bean” Altman’s book would not be for the die-hard “Free Palestine” crowd. They’ll need stronger stuff, like maybe Douglas Murray Tours, whose ad slogan is: “Have You Beeeeen?”

The book would be for those on the fence who could be turned from this dismal losing position.

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

Anyone impacted by the wildfire smoke? Folks in NY say it is a problem. Looks like it is in VT too.

[Strega]

Last couple of days Reg. Tuesday it was sepia coloured outside. Felt I was in the 1890s. Today’s been a bit iffy. Tomorrow it’s going to be clear. We have local smoke trackers on our weather apps at the moment. It must be awful at the source.

[jakelafort]

Me in CT. But CT not in me.

Three days ago hiked and sensed something off but attributed it to high humidity. Two days ago opened door with intention of hiking and closed it right quick. Air was hazy, smoky cuttlefish explosive and woodfire asphyxiation inducing. Ameliorated but still piss poor today. I read there are 835 active fires in the Maple Leaf.

Check out Detroit city.

https://www.wxyz.com/news/detroit-has-the-worst-air-quality-in-the-world-from-canadian-wildfire-smoke-iqair-says

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