Andrew Fox

Damn, Charlie Brown! Marcy and Shermy are right!

Jake:

Jake in the Box Bagels and Lox
Would be a deli hangout for many blocks.

If a Zionist menu it is to be,
Have Figgy Pudding and Fig Newtons to eat under each one’s Fig tree.
But please, no Manna from the sky,
For those are actually scales from the W.E.F.’s Bug Pie.
And this would not make for any happy Is.

The booths of spruce will keep…[Read more]

Strega, I would encourage you to keep it going…:-) Words be nimble, words be quick..

Jake in the Box
Bagel and lox

A Zionist menu
We shall send you

Fare you’ll adore
Gustatory delights to explore

Booths of spruce
Locally sourced produce

Political rhetoric
be it Freterick or heretic

Free speech to the core
Yet not at this venue when tranquility means more

At Jake in the Box
Peace and tranquility rocks

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Don’t…[Read more]

Love me some Jake verse in the morning!

Another great one…just as long as you Pasteurize the milk on the stove and keep the vermin out of the hay loft:

For some reason I can’t post more than one video per post,so here are the rest:

Jake:

Wow! Not since Three Dog Night, Loggins & Messina, and Jefferson Airplane have I heard such a paean to the great outdoors! You should set that to music!

https://youtu.be/49bl6FrgZT

Micronations, Micronesia…

Neither place is gonna please ya.

Milk of Magnesia

Dispeptic tummy it is gonna please ya

Xanadu is anesthesia

the sylvan reel is my amnesia

to the forest for my solution

there to grant a dissolution

to the etiology of neural pollution

Jake:

I was unaware of that micro stuff Enco.

Not aware? Why, every politically aware teenager fantasizes about seceding from the house. The only things that get in the way are necessity for utilities like water, electricity, and natural gas, as well as delicacies like Hot Pockets, Pizza rolls, S’mores, and Coca-Cola, and use of the car on…[Read more]

Jake:

The Lancet needs only a few words in response to their boycott of the Israeli Medical Association: “First, do no harm..”

Or, if you really wanted to rub it in: “Andrew Wakefield.”

Reg:

So ChatGPT can write Bierceian? What about Bierceian and Bayesian? What are the chances? That of a batch of Botulism at a MAHA Conference?

They don’t hate Jews. They just hate Zionists and Netty. Oh and maybe this too cuz they should have ya know contravened the charter they signed onto to be apolitical and all about medicine and welfare of people but i mean ya know they should be excluded,…[Read more]

“Maine weather, don’t like it wait a minute.”

I was unaware of that micro stuff Enco.

All of those pin the tale on the Jew donkey is Captain Obviously distracting from humanitarian crises and human rights abuses. Perpetuating evil doers and evil ideologies unopposed that are the sine qua non to the ongoing nightmares. Gives a pass for evil if…[Read more]

The Art of the Non-Deal…..

Non-Deal, n.
A defeat announced at sufficient volume to be mistaken for diplomacy.

I guess Bierce’s verdict would be to call it a “peace deal” if you are selling it, a “ceasefire agreement” if you are insuring it, and a “framework” if you expect it to collapse but wish to sound constructive while it does.

From ChatGPT:

Peace Deal, n.
A ceasefire promoted by its authors before its clauses have survived first contact with…[Read more]

Reg:

Is it a ‘Peace Deal’ or just a ‘Ceasefire Agreement’?

It is two new modern entries in Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary.

The term used on Trump’s side is something like “Formation of a Concept of a Plan” a diplomatic way of saying “Trump pulled this out of his ass alongside his enbedded head.”

The Islamic Arabic word for this is Hud…[Read more]

Jake:

Interesting bit of little-taught American history there. First time I ever heard that.

Here’s something you never hear amid all the non-stop barage of anti-Israel hatred:

Israel actually has a micronation in it’s borders called Akhzivland, founded by Iranian Eli Avivi. Avivi legally resisted attempts by the Israeli government to seize…[Read more]

Is it a ‘Peace Deal’ or just a ‘Ceasefire Agreement’?

Enco,

This deal is shakier than a Shaker with Parkinson’s disease. How things proceed is anybody’s guess.

Maine was part of Massachusetts until 1820. I would like to see a new territory perhaps in Maine in which the minority of Americans who are proudly uncaptured by ideological brain worm infestation syndrome reside peacefully and productively…[Read more]