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    Davis
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    I was thinking the other day, that if God knew everything he’d need to know the location, spin, momentum and direction of every single particle (and all the other stuff we don’t know about) and process it all. So it got me thinking he must have a brain that is about the size of another universe needed to compute it all. Moreover his brain must be one gigantic harddrive. So I was thinking…is God’s brain a series of harddrives in the shape of planets? Does he have them all hooked up in paralel? I guess each planet would be (assuming incredible technology) a yotabite each. Luckily with space being so cold that would help cool down the hard drives and processors which, I guess would make God’s brain so efficient. But then I got to thinking…maybe God’s brain is just pure 100% magic. Like a big blob of free-flowing magic-goo suspended in space that does all the computations he needs. If that’s the case…I wonder what a human could do with just 1ml of that magic goo. I would bet God protects that goo though so we can never get our puny dirty hands on it. What a bummer.

    #29774

    A few hundred years ago many Christians believed that their God had Hell prepared before he created us Humans. All heated up and ready for when the humans who never heard about “Him” died. With that sort of thinking I suspect he got a virus embedded in one of those planets which corrupted his thinking. He might have been omnipotent once, now he is just impotent.

    #29775

    _Robert_
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    And at least 5% of that computational power is used to influence which quarterbacks will throw a touchdown pass, who will kick the winning goal, and who shall win an Oscar this year.

    #29789

    PopeBeanie
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    Also wrt designing evolutionary processes, He also made sure that sex was a primary motive for competition, rapists, societal shamings, divinely inspired punishments… and nobody wants to talk about this but I’ll bet that Satan has a huuuuge penis to help him win some people over. Maybe even several (penises and people at once).

    (Side note, the practically infinite database of info and processing involved in keeping track of everything in the universe is also imo a reasonable argument against the universe being a so-called simulation, or it can only be a partial simulation.)

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    @popebeanie – Re the side note about the infinite database. If infinite it would be impossible to do a nightly backup. Even if it was finite you would need a lot of “space” to store it. Maybe last Friday’s was restored 10 times and nobody noticed it was a Groundhog day.

    Check out ARQ on Netflix.

    #29801

    PopeBeanie
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    Even if it was finite you would need a lot of “space” to store it.

    No kidding man, that is a LOT of punch cards! God would be snapping His fingers for weeks.

    • This reply was modified 10 months, 2 weeks ago by  PopeBeanie. Reason: forgot to capitalize 'His'
    #30172

    DrBob
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    Why would anyone assume that God had a physical brain?

    That just shows limited imagination!

    #30175

    jakelafort
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    Doc B, rumors of your demise…

    A lack of imagination and inability to think independent of authority is characteristic of godbots. Gods are created by those with limited imagination. They know what they see…other humans. Thus gods are conceived with human characteristics (petty, unjust control freak, vindictive, homophobic racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential megalomoniacal sadomasochistic capriciously malevolent bully) and human anatomy.

    Why would anyone conceive a personal god is a better question.

    #30188

    Davis
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    Why would anyone assume that God had a physical brain?

    So God doesn’t have a brain?

    #30189

    _Robert_
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    EXODUS 23 And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.

    God has an ass, Adam had a peek. Why wouldn’t he have a brain? If you see his face he must kill you. It is just all so stooopid.

    #30192

    jakelafort
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    Maybe god’s brain is in his ass. Certainly the believers have shit for brains.

    Adults who can’t see it is make-believe…what a mind fuck!

    #30193

    Not only has the God of the Christians got an ass and a brain, it is also known that His blood type is AB.

    If I ever meet a Catholic that actually knows that I will give them a box of Ferrero Rocher because they, like the chocolate, are just a gem!

    #30198

    Jody Lee
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    I love that the first few posts I read on here after being away awhile are regarding God’s brain and Satan’s penis.

    #30200

    jakelafort
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    Jody, your blandishments and breezy way will scarcely ingratiate yourselves into our good graces. Your absence is unexcused. God is listening and watching so ya better watch out.

    #30203

    Davis
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    God’s brain and Satan’s penis

    Jody. Why-ever would you believe that Satan has a penis. That simply lacks creativity. Satan has an appendage that is obviously far more incredible and magical than we can possibly imagine.

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