The scarecrow in my field in tied to a planck. That allows him certain degrees of freedom to appear in a different part of the field every time I look over at him. I think he likes the indeterminacy it affords him because when he looks at the world through his rose-tinted quantum shades he finds the future is not determined unequivocally by the past. All future events are interactions that cannot be foretold. He had a dream that because everything is made of atoms and atoms in turn are made of energy particles that nothing matters. All of Space is a one big field of energy fluctuations that give the illusion of having solid objects within it. I think I will prevent him from eating granular and finite amounts of blue cheese at night to see if he gets a better nights’ sleep.