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July 11, 2019 at 8:54 am #27001
Reg the Fronkey FarmerModeratorAtheism and religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
July 11, 2019 at 8:56 am #27002
Reg the Fronkey FarmerModeratorYou never see a church with free WiFi.
I guess they don’t want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
July 11, 2019 at 8:57 am #27003
Reg the Fronkey FarmerModeratorA young teacher explains to her class of third graders that she is a born-again Christian.
She asks the class if any of them are born-again Christians too.
Not really knowing what it means to be born-again, but wanting to please and impress their teacher, many little hands suddenly shot up into the air.
There’s just one girl who doesn’t raise her hand.
So the teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
The girl says, “Because I’m not a Christian.”
The teacher asks, “So what are you then?”
The girl replies, “I’m an atheist.”
The teacher’s a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she’s an atheist.
The girl says, “It’s just that my family isn’t religious. My Mom’s atheist, and my Dad’s atheist, so I’m atheist.”
The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason.” she says loudly. “What if your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was a moron. What would you be then?”
“Then,” says the girl, “I’d be a born-again Christian.”
July 11, 2019 at 1:20 pm #27004
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July 11, 2019 at 11:05 pm #27012
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September 9, 2019 at 12:26 am #28253
_Robert_ParticipantI wanted to become a Gregorian monk but I never had the chants.
September 9, 2019 at 12:29 am #28254
_Robert_ParticipantThe only thing flat-earthers fear….is sphere itself.
September 9, 2019 at 12:29 am #28255
_Robert_ParticipantHippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
September 9, 2019 at 1:57 am #28258
UnseenParticipantTime flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like bananas.
September 9, 2019 at 6:09 pm #28265
Reg the Fronkey FarmerModeratorInsomnia is awful. But on the plus side – only three more sleeps till Christmas.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
November 6, 2019 at 4:09 am #29269
_Robert_ParticipantThis is funny to me because I considered it..for a minute.
I proposed to my ex-wife. But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money.
Now for something completely gross…………………
I desperately needed a massive crap on the train today but there were no toilets in sight and none onboard so I just sat there and held it for about 20 minutes.
The woman sitting opposite looked at me in disgust and said, “Is that a poo in your hand?”
November 6, 2019 at 11:00 pm #29271
_Robert_ParticipantApparently you can get sandwiches in India now.
They have a new deli.
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