President Winfrey

[JadeBlackOlive]

No, why would I?

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I don’t know. She might give you a free car, or free iPad, or a check for $25,000… You never know!

[Simon Paynton]

It’s true – Oprah doesn’t seem to know the difference between, erm, woo-age and knowledge.

[JadeBlackOlive]

Not the least bit interested, thanks. None of that impresses me.

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I’ll take the check for 25k!

[JadeBlackOlive]

Go for it. Not my thing.

[Simon Paynton]

I’ll take an i-pad any day of the week, even though I fkn hate the things.  I can sell it.

[Simon Paynton]

 

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

An old girlfriend of mine used to get annoyed when I asked why she was watching the “Awful Woofry Show”. She is the Queen of Woo.

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You know the irony is that Trump said  back in 1999 that she would have been his pick for vice president. Now because he was the first celebrity to rise and become president, he himself may have paved a way to put the first black woman in the White House.

Aint that some SHIIIT

I’ll take a Woofry any day over  a dangerous psycopathic climate change denier.

She has actually given away a lot of her money, and done a lot of good in the world. Queen of Woo or not, she’s also the queen of Media! I think she would have a real shot at winning. She would be like the female version of Barak Obama.

I never saw her exploration of woo as anything more than trying to heal HERSELF from HER past, and I think she’s done it. She’s incredibly well read, and I hope she wins honestly. She’s someone I would TOTALLY get behind. Because she’s a good person and she cares about us. That’s more than I can say about….just about everyone sitting in the White House.

 

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And yes. I’m with you Simon. I too would take it and sell that shit lol….

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[Simon Paynton]

I do think she would be great, if she had some good people advising her – because she seeks out good advice, and wants to find things out.  But she needs to stop emoting all over the place.  She’d be crying and having group hugs all day, because of the bad shit that was happening.  But she’s also tough as old boots I think.

[Simon Paynton]

Apparently, this sounds ludicrous (I don’t think it does), but Oprah Winfrey’s “top 100 spiritual practitioners / teachers” is a genuine and valuable thing.  It’s a mixed bag, and I think she should limit it to maybe 20, because that’s probably her approximate “hit rate” versus “shit rate”.  But there are some first rate people in that list.

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But there are some first rate people in that list.

Like who?

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

There over a hundred of them? Oh shit…run for it.

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