What would you want on your gravestone?

[Unseen]

I’m thinking something like…

I’m done. You’re next.

[jakelafort]

Toldya i was sick.

[Unseen]

jakelafort wrote:

Toldya i was sick.

LOL

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

Why is there so much garlic in here?

[PopeBeanie]

Well, that was weird.

[jimberoni]

No gravestone or grave for me. I’m going to be cremated. Why waste the land for a pickled carcass in a concrete case? If anyone wants to bother, a park bench with a little plaque somewhere would be nice.

[Unseen]

Actually, why go for cremation. I just want to be buried in a hole so that living creatures can feast on me. That’s REALLY giving back to nature!

[jakelafort]

Unseen, if you can transfer your consciousness onto a disc or into a Frankenstein or Adonis for that matter will you do it?

[Unseen]

jakelafort wrote:

Unseen, if you can transfer your consciousness onto a disc or into a Frankenstein or Adonis for that matter will you do it?

I think that is about as likely as reincarnation. But were it available, a lot would depend on how affordable it would be and knowing what my consciousness would be put into. Would I look like Brad Pitt and be hung like a horse? LOL

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and nowhere to go.

[Unseen]

Reg the Fronkey Farmer wrote:

Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and nowhere to go.

Brilliant! I think I’ll use that one.

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

Unseen, if you can transfer your consciousness onto a disc or into a Frankenstein or Adonis for that matter will you do it?

Emmm…….do you not have maximum headroom to do so? 🙂

[Unseen]

Reg the Fronkey Farmer wrote:

Unseen, if you can transfer your consciousness onto a disc or into a Frankenstein or Adonis for that matter will you do it? Emmm…….do you not have maximum headroom to do so? 🙂

Frankenstein…I like he ring of that.

[Unseen]

I just thought of a good one: I was dead before I knew it.

[Banden]

Never wanted a gravestone. Didn’t want to be buried. Before he died, my evangelical dad told me that after he died, I would come to his grave and that his gravesite would be a place of regret. (Yeah, he seriously told me this and no I have never visited his gravesite)

Ever since, I’ve never wanted to be buried. Just dispose of my body and be done with me. Rather, I hope that if my children live well, that they will be my monument. That said, I have sometimes thought it would be nice to endow a nice park bench (with my name on it) at a pretty park, someplace where people can get a rest.

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