What would you want on your gravestone?

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  • #33058

    Unseen
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    I’m thinking something like…

    I’m done. You’re next.

    #33059

    jakelafort
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    Toldya i was sick.

    #33060

    Unseen
    Participant

    Toldya i was sick.

    LOL

    #33061

    Why is there so much garlic in here?

    #33087

    PopeBeanie
    Moderator

    Well, that was weird.

    #33204

    jimberoni
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    No gravestone or grave for me. I’m going to be cremated. Why waste the land for a pickled carcass in a concrete case? If anyone wants to bother, a park bench with a little plaque somewhere would be nice.

    #33205

    Unseen
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    Actually, why go for cremation. I just want to be buried in a hole so that living creatures can feast on me. That’s REALLY giving back to nature!

    #33206

    jakelafort
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    Unseen, if you can transfer your consciousness onto a disc or into a Frankenstein or Adonis for that matter will you do it?

    #33207

    Unseen
    Participant

    Unseen, if you can transfer your consciousness onto a disc or into a Frankenstein or Adonis for that matter will you do it?

    I think that is about as likely as reincarnation. But were it available, a lot would depend on how affordable it would be and knowing what my consciousness would be put into. Would I look like Brad Pitt and be hung like a horse? LOL

    #33209

    Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and nowhere to go.

    #33212

    Unseen
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    Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and nowhere to go.

    Brilliant! I think I’ll use that one.

    #33213

    Unseen, if you can transfer your consciousness onto a disc or into a Frankenstein or Adonis for that matter will you do it?

    Emmm…….do you not have maximum headroom to do so? 🙂

    #33237

    Unseen
    Participant

    Unseen, if you can transfer your consciousness onto a disc or into a Frankenstein or Adonis for that matter will you do it? Emmm…….do you not have maximum headroom to do so? 🙂

    Frankenstein…I like he ring of that.

    #33238

    Unseen
    Participant

    I just thought of a good one: I was dead before I knew it.

    #33723

    Banden
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    Never wanted a gravestone. Didn’t want to be buried. Before he died, my evangelical dad told me that after he died, I would come to his grave and that his gravesite would be a place of regret. (Yeah, he seriously told me this and no I have never visited his gravesite)

    Ever since, I’ve never wanted to be buried. Just dispose of my body and be done with me. Rather, I hope that if my children live well, that they will be my monument. That said, I have sometimes thought it would be nice to endow a nice park bench (with my name on it) at a pretty park, someplace where people can get a rest.

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