Tierra Hawkins

If they’re milk men, I’m glad I go to the store instead. They’d let their shipment spoil while preaching and singing “The Good News.” Spoiled milk was probably where Daniel, Ezekiel, and John the Revelator got their visions.

Wait, there’s five. I guess they don’t count the womenfolk. At least it’s not “The Gospel 40.” The writers of the Scripture had a weakness for that number.