Sunday School

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

I have an old t-shirt that says “98.8% Chimpanzee”. I wear it when I use the calisthenics bars.  If anyone asks me about it, I say “It’s how I express myself” and if I was a little bit close to 100%  I would be immune to malaria. “So you wanna hang out with me?” 🙂

[jakelafort]

Humanzees are pansies.

We gotta bury this evidence. We need to uphold African indigeneity! Can’t brook notion of Apes colonizing Africa! Thesis, antithesis, synthesis.

Anyways those raping, pillaging, looting, murderous chimps are resisting. It is not aggression. It is justified resistance. Lance Link secret chimp…

I know Enco probably gets that reference. Loony Tunes, pop culture wizardry.

https://www.jpost.com/science/article-892308

[Simon Paynton]

I really like this oldie.

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

Not sure what is happening with this site. I no longer have any moderator rights.  I just published “Sunday School April 12th 2026” but cannot see it so maybe it need to be approved. I also cannot edit it. If this is not resolved I will, unfortunately, no longer be posting Sunday School here.

[Strega]

@Reg I also have no mod rights – some shitty update failure maybe. @Rebel needs to pay attention here.

[jimberoni]

That’s a pity. I haven’t seen your Sunday School in weeks and it’s the main reason I pop in here every week.

[Strega]

We’ll get it sorted, jimberoni.

[Simon Paynton]

I would miss Sunday School, I read a lot of the articles.

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

At a party last weekend on Easter Sunday morning (1AM) someone asked what music would Jesus want to listen to. Knowing there were quite a few drunken Christians present, I suggested that the only band Jesus would want to hear “today” was “The Rolling Stones”. 🙂

[TheEncogitationer]

Reg and Strega,

If you two aren’t moderators, who is? And why don’t we ever see them here?

[TheEncogitationer]

Jake:

Humanzees are pansies.

We gotta bury this evidence. We need to uphold African indigeneity! Can’t brook notion of Apes colonizing Africa! Thesis, antithesis, synthesis.

Anyways those raping, pillaging, looting, murderous chimps are resisting. It is not aggression. It is justified resistance. Lance Link secret chimp…

I know Enco probably gets that reference. Loony Tunes, pop culture wizardry

Lancelot Link, through the magic of Hollywood editing and animal training, showed far more restraint than either his fellows in Uganda or Woke humans worldwide.

Judging from the comment from “templecomessoon” on the Jerusalem Post article, willful ignorance still reigns supreme among humans, though.

Either way, whether our predecessors are from North Africa or East Africa, the bumper sticker remains true:

We are all Africans!

[TheEncogitationer]

Simon,

Don’t feed the Creationists! They still think teaching Evolution is a Commie plot, notwithstanding that Stalin made Trofim Lysenko’s Lamarckian views into dogma, something Evolution informed by Mendelian Genetics would not do.

[Strega]

Enco, we were moderators until this software issue, which probably stems from someone trying to fix the fact we could suddenly see IP addresses.

We are referring to the site owner, @Rebel when we need to consult.  He doesn’t moderate.

so right now, we are all moderated purely by our own sense of decorum…

Jake, got a rap for that?

[Strega]

AND IT JUST GOT FIXED AS I WAS POSTING.

[TheEncogitationer]

Strega.

Enco, we were moderators until this software issue, which probably stems from someone trying to fix the fact we could suddenly see IP addresses.

We are referring to the site owner, @Rebel when we need to consult. He doesn’t moderate.

so right now, we are all moderated purely by our own sense of decorum…

So, why doesn’t the owner ever join in on our brain pan drainings?

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