@JodyLee – no need for apology as no rules in this school. – they only for the foolish followers of foul theologies. I hope your week is a little less hectic and that some school lessons make you more heretic. Now I am off to the pharmacy………..to get help for my midweek lunacy.
As an officially ordained minister in the Church of the FSM (praised be His Noodliness) I would recommend reciting The Noodles Prayer as dictated by the prophet Ragu.
Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’Amen.
The Piracy Prayer will be a good one for those of us who will be wearing official pirate regalia tomorrow night.
Our Pasta, who “Arghh” in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R’Amen.