“In the middle of science class in seventh grade, “My hairbrush is indestructable!”, throws hairbrush on floor very hard. RIP, hairbrush”
Had a similar situation from years back. Was drunk hard, holding a heavy mug. Due to the stupidity brought about by alcohol, I thought that the thickness of the mug would prevent it from breaking. Smashed it on the floor. Man, the bartender/owner was furious.