THE TRINITY Explained in PLAIN LANGUAGE by Jesus Hisself

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    michael17
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    Virgin birthed dying and rising savior that experiences a passion- pagan.

    In that regard, if it really happen then we are saved from death and indeed he is the Savior.

    I want to experience the second birth by being generated out of the Holy Spirit as he was so that I can truly be his “Bro”.

     

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    #38943

    jakelafort
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    Michael, you don’t need to convince any of us that Christianity is bullshit. (I think the devil and the confessional and certainly different versions of bibles as they were later transcribed and indigenous pagan customs were add-ons)

    If your premise is accepted that the original tenets were corrupted then why were the original valid? For me it is bullshit stacked on top of bullshit. The original? Why is it real? How does a rational person examine the evidence and KNOW it is real?

    #38944

    michael17
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    Michael, you don’t need to convince any of us that Christianity is bullshit. (I think the devil and the confessional and certainly different versions of bibles as they were later transcribed and indigenous pagan customs were add-ons) If your premise is accepted that the original tenets were corrupted then why were the original valid? For me it is bullshit stacked on top of bullshit. The original? Why is it real? How does a rational person examine the evidence and KNOW it is real?

    You, have raised a good point. And thus truthfully from your vantage point you should not believe anything that you read or hear until you see the signs that Christ said that must follow them that believe: Healing the sick, raising the dead and cleansing the leper.  But certainly if you believe in advance you will receive the  same reward of whoever convinced you.

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    #38947

    _Robert_
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    Healing the sick, raising the dead and cleansing the leper.

    Called medical science. And you don’t ‘clean’ lepers, LOL.

    As for raising the dead..here ya go from this past Sunday School. Certainly he was a true Christian, right?

    https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/wtf/aftrican-pastor-dies-trying-to-recreate-jesus-resurrection-547927.html

     

    #38948

    _Robert_
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    I AM THE BEAST AND I AM TEMPORARILY INHABITING ROBERT’S BODY, MICHEAL. LISTEN TO THE 7 TRUMPETS AND TO THE ANGEL OF DEATH THAT RIDES THE PALE HORSE. THE LORD AND I BANISH YOU FROM THIS FORUM LEST YOU SHALL BE TORTURED FOR ETERNITY IN THE PIT FOR ASSOCIATING WITH THE NON-SPIRITUAL AS WE HAVE NO POWER OVER THEM…..

    wow…what just happened? I am all sweaty and have a ‘hell’ of a headache.

    #38949

    jakelafort
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    Robert, not sure if that was a takeoff on Carlin but it was well done.

    #38951

    michael17
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    Healing the sick, raising the dead and cleansing the leper.

    Called medical science. And you don’t ‘clean’ lepers, LOL. As for raising the dead..here ya go from this past Sunday School. Certainly he was a true Christian, right? https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/wtf/aftrican-pastor-dies-trying-to-recreate-jesus-resurrection-547927.html 

    Clearly he is a false teacher Just like all of the Trinitarian Pastors refusing the COVID  vacine and dying.

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    #38955

    _Robert_
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    Healing the sick, raising the dead and cleansing the leper. Called medical science. And you don’t ‘clean’ lepers, LOL. As for raising the dead..here ya go from this past Sunday School. Certainly he was a true Christian, right? https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/wtf/aftrican-pastor-dies-trying-to-recreate-jesus-resurrection-547927.html

    Clearly he is a false teacher Just like all of the Trinitarian Pastors refusing the COVID vacine and dying.

    I don’t know about that but he wasn’t a “hard man fe dead”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWAbQv2TAqE

    #38956

    michael17
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    Healing the sick, raising the dead and cleansing the leper. Called medical science. And you don’t ‘clean’ lepers, LOL. As for raising the dead..here ya go from this past Sunday School. Certainly he was a true Christian, right? https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/wtf/aftrican-pastor-dies-trying-to-recreate-jesus-resurrection-547927.html

    Clearly he is a false teacher Just like all of the Trinitarian Pastors refusing the COVID vacine and dying.

    I don’t know about that but he wasn’t a “hard man fe dead” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWAbQv2TAqE

    We are inundated with Christian charlatans, hooray for the critical thinking on this site.

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    #38965

    TheEncogitationer
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    Michael and Robert,

    To follow up on what Robert was saying in reply to Michael, actually, through Automatic Electronic Defibrillation, modern man actually does “raise the dead,” alheit very shortly therafter and, so far, only temporarily.   A great Prepper skill you can learn along with CPR and the Heimlich Maneuver.

    Also, there are people or reason and science known as Transhumanists who are working on making life eternal, or at least as long as you want, through research and development in medicine and supplements, prosthetics, cryogenics, neural downloads and networking, nanotech disease-fighting robots, and many other possibilities.

    Transhumanists stand a much better chance at making a “Hard Man Fe Dead” and achieving eternal life than a 2000-year-old desert legend dead-man-on-two-sticks.

     

     

    #38966

    michael17
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    Michael and Robert, To follow up on what Robert was saying in reply to Michael, actually, through Automatic Electronic Defibrillation, modern man actually does “raise the dead,” alheit very shortly therafter and, so far, only temporarily. A great Prepper skill you can learn along with CPR and the Heimlich Maneuver. Also, there are people or reason and science known as Transhumanists who are working on making life eternal, or at least as long as you want, through research and development in medicine and supplements, prosthetics, cryogenics, neural downloads and networking, nanotech disease-fighting robots, and many other possibilities. Transhumanists stand a much better chance at making a “Hard Man Fe Dead” and achieving eternal life than a 2000-year-old desert legend dead-man-on-two-sticks.

     

    I have not found a true Christian assembly, therefore lacking evidence, I can’t prove you wrong. However, if you accept the circumstantial evidence of fulfilled prophecy. I have one that hasn’t been revealed to the Christian charlatans and therefore will not be found in their bogus books on prophecy, including Hal Lindsey, Billy Graham, Garner Ted Armstrong, Tim Lahay etc.

    In my research I have broken ground on a book centering on the bloodlines of Europe corresponding to the ten horns of the beast. And in accordance with Daniel three horns will be uprooted before the wicked one that is to come, expressly because today there are only three crowned family houses left:
    The houses of Oldenburg ( includes the kings of Britain and a host of others, Bourbon ( Kings of Spain and a host of others) and Nassau (Kings of the Netherlands and other royal lines). The three remaining Houses of Europe (Remaining Royal bloodlines in Europe of the ten horns) shall be totally uprooted and replaced by the beast to come who will stand in the reconstructed Jewish Temple and proclaim himself God.

    These Three Houses are the last remaining Houses of the Houses prophesied in the Books of Daniel (uprooted horns) and the Revelation.

    At the writing of the book in 95 Ad seven heads of the Roman Empire prophesied.

    Julio-Claudian Dynasty (27 BC – AD 68)
    Flavian Dynasty (69–96)
    Nervan-Antonian Dynasty (96–192)
    Severan Dynasty (193–235)
    Constantinian dynasty (303–363)
    Valentinian Dynasty (364–457)
    House of Theodosius from 379—476

    This is the beast with seven heads and ten horn with the Harlot riding it, Babylon the Mysterious ( Rome and Constantinople, Seats of Latin and Greek Orthodox Rites also referred to in prophecy as the beast that looked like a lamb but spoke like a dragon connoting the darkness behind it.

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    #39004

    TheEncogitationer
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    Michael,

    I’ve heard of British Israelitism, which claims that the Twelve Tribes of Israel correspond with twelve peoples in Europe, as well as British Israelitism’s more deranged and evil twin Christian Identity.   But I’ve never heard anything like what you’re proposing about The Beast of Revelation.

    In any event, I don’t see how any of that has anything to do with raising the dead, super-annuated lifespans, or eternal life.  Just a big Ichthys Red Herring if you ask me.

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    #39014

    _Robert_
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    Michael, I’ve heard of British Israelitism, which claims that the Twelve Tribes of Israel correspond with twelve peoples in Europe, as well as British Israelitism’s more deranged and evil twin Christian Identity. But I’ve never heard anything like what you’re proposing about The Beast of Revelation. In any event, I don’t see how any of that has anything to do with raising the dead, super-annuated lifespans, or eternal life. Just a big Ichthys Red Herring if you ask me.

    Yeah, If you take a bunch of dots you can connect them to draw anything you like. In 3-d space there are an infinite number of solutions. The idea that this god of Abraham drops little clues as part of a big history puzzle and those few who “figure out the dots” are rewarded with “eternal life” is twisted. Religions always want to substitute knowledge with symbolism.  Rational people understand the only mystery is the universe and the reward for knowledge of it… is a better, fuller, longer real world life.

    #39027

    michael17
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    Michael, I’ve heard of British Israelitism, which claims that the Twelve Tribes of Israel correspond with twelve peoples in Europe, as well as British Israelitism’s more deranged and evil twin Christian Identity. But I’ve never heard anything like what you’re proposing about The Beast of Revelation. In any event, I don’t see how any of that has anything to do with raising the dead, super-annuated lifespans, or eternal life. Just a big Ichthys Red Herring if you ask me.

    The connection is that Daniel was written in the 7th century B.C. yet his words are true today. There are only 3 royal houses left in Europe including Russia. These 3 houses will be totally uprooted by the Beast to come. For this to be true there is a God in control of history thus the dead can rise, the sick can be healed and the leper can be cleansed.

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    thus the dead can rise, the sick can be healed and the leper can be cleansed.

    Will that include the dead from ancient history coming back to life?   Why is leprosy in its own category? Why not just group them in with the sick and heal them all. It will be a very confusing world when the ancients come back. Will H. sapiens heidelbergensis get to come back? (Please say yes as I would like to meet them).  Oh wait, I am not going to be permitted to meet them as atheists are not in the club. Though I suppose Heidelbergensis are atheists about the Christian God too. They will be as freaked out with the iPhone 97 as they will be with meeting the Creator of the Universe, assuming they get to come back from the dead to be punished. Is that how it will go down? I really want to meet with Barabbas too, (or technically Bar-Abbas). Do you think Jesus will be happy to meet him?

    Sorry for all the questions, it is just all so exciting! Quick, find me a theologian!

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