Sunday School

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

I guess Bierce’s verdict would be to call it a “peace deal” if you are selling it, a “ceasefire agreement” if you are insuring it, and a “framework” if you expect it to collapse but wish to sound constructive while it does.

From ChatGPT:

Peace Deal, n.
A ceasefire promoted by its authors before its clauses have survived first contact with their enemies, allies, translators, markets, clergy, generals, and press secretaries.

Ceasefire Agreement, n.
A solemn compact by which two governments agree to stop shooting long enough to decide which violations shall not count.

Framework, n.
The skeleton of a treaty, displayed while the corpse is still missing.

Memorandum of Understanding, n.
A document proving that each party understands the other to have conceded what it has not conceded.

Implementation, n.
The interval between applause and accusation.

Permanent Ceasefire, n.
A temporary ceasefire that has acquired adjectives.

Peace, n.
In diplomacy, the period during which war is conducted by lawyers, bankers, inspectors, proxies, and adjectives.

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

The Art of the Non-Deal…..

Non-Deal, n.
A defeat announced at sufficient volume to be mistaken for diplomacy.

[jakelafort]

“Maine weather, don’t like it wait a minute.”

I was unaware of that micro stuff Enco.

All of those pin the tale on the Jew donkey is Captain Obviously distracting from humanitarian crises and human rights abuses. Perpetuating evil doers and evil ideologies unopposed that are the sine qua non to the ongoing nightmares. Gives a pass for evil if pinning the tale is not on a Jew donkey.

But the left’s obssession with Jew hatred and the resultant poisoning of the zieitgeist also cheapens all of the historical evils that have been visited on Jews and are victimizing other groups now.

Islam is as a political institution imposing apartheid. Dhimmi dhimmi aint it yimmy? Jizya jizya makes ya dizya. Gender apartheid is a modern term i think but it fits and describes a human condition caused by Islam and not only tolerated but championed by lefty’s. Tale ain’t of a Jew so they prop up that view. How much bullshit have you encountered or read over how those fucking disgusting cult costumes are copascetic?

Feminists/lefty’s go bannannnnies over the patricarchy and the separate treatment of women. Unless the victimizers and patriarchy is Islamic. When a woman shows a little hair through her cult costume that she must wear or else and then is executed for it. And when there is an uprising in Islamic Republic of Iran over the sheer barbarism and injustice these punk bitch assed lefty scum are quieter than a tit mouse in a room filled with feral cats. The victims of gender apartheid are thrown to the Islamic wolves. They don’t count. Isn’t that special? Knowing that women’s rights are dependent on the locale and when they are born into a horiffip unspeakable mega cult their welfare is meaningless.

Jew hatred is paramount and the lefty’s principles only extend to those who are fortunate enough to be born in the right place. The enemy of the Jew is automatically an ally. The principles are flushed down a toilet filled with feces and blood. I can do it with every libel. Sledgehammer of reason is treason to the ideologues of the far left. It is cozy in those echo chambers.

[jakelafort]

They don’t hate Jews. They just hate Zionists and Netty. Oh and maybe this too cuz they should have ya know contravened the charter they signed onto to be apolitical and all about medicine and welfare of people but i mean ya know they should be excluded, right?

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/senior-israeli-doctor-boycott-call-published-in-the-lancet-against-israeli-medical-association-is-wrong-on-all-counts/

[TheEncogitationer]

Reg:

So ChatGPT can write Bierceian? What about Bierceian and Bayesian? What are the chances? That of a batch of Botulism at a MAHA Conference?

[TheEncogitationer]

Jake:

The Lancet needs only a few words in response to their boycott of the Israeli Medical Association: “First, do no harm..”

Or, if you really wanted to rub it in: “Andrew Wakefield.”

[TheEncogitationer]

Jake:

I was unaware of that micro stuff Enco.

Not aware? Why, every politically aware teenager fantasizes about seceding from the house. The only things that get in the way are necessity for utilities like water, electricity, and natural gas, as well as delicacies like Hot Pockets, Pizza Rolls, S’mores, and Coca-Cola, and use of the car on Weekends.

For most teenagers, the only chance to fulfil the fantasy is found on the game system with SimCity, Civilization, World Of Warcraft, or old school Dungeons & Dragons.

But adults also seriously pursue the dream of their own Micronation. One is Patri Friedman, grandson of Free Market Economist and Nobel Prize Winner Milton Friedman and co-founder of:

The Seasteading Institute–Opening Humanity’s Frontier
http://www,seasteading.org

Lots of promising ideas…as long as the present zeitgeist doesn’t ruin them.

And if that isn’t assuring enough, remember during the Eighteenth and Nineteenth Century eras of World Empires and Colonies, there were two great Micronation projects: none other than the Independence movement of Thirteen British Colonies and later, Theodor Hertzl’s Zionist Movement.

Fantasies can come true with the right effort.

[jakelafort]

Micronations, Micronesia…

Neither place is gonna please ya.

Milk of Magnesia

Dispeptic tummy it is gonna please ya

Xanadu is anesthesia

the sylvan reel is my amnesia

to the forest for my solution

there to grant a dissolution

to the etiology of neural pollution

[TheEncogitationer]

Jake:

Wow! Not since Three Dog Night, Loggins & Messina, and Jefferson Airplane have I heard such a paean to the great outdoors! You should set that to music!

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[TheEncogitationer]

For some reason I can’t post more than one video per post,so here are the rest:

[TheEncogitationer]

Another great one…just as long as you Pasteurize the milk on the stove and keep the vermin out of the hay loft:

[Strega]

Love me some Jake verse in the morning!

[jakelafort]

Jake in the Box
Bagel and lox

A Zionist menu
We shall send you

Fare you’ll adore
Gustatory delights to explore

Booths of spruce
Locally sourced produce

Political rhetoric
be it Freterick or heretic

Free speech to the core
Yet not at this venue when tranquility means more

At Jake in the Box
Peace and tranquility rocks

…………….
Don’t encourage me Strega.
…………….

[Reg the Fronkey Farmer]

Strega, I would encourage you to keep it going…:-) Words be nimble, words be quick..

[TheEncogitationer]

Jake:

Jake in the Box Bagels and Lox
Would be a deli hangout for many blocks.

If a Zionist menu it is to be,
Have Figgy Pudding and Fig Newtons to eat under each one’s Fig tree.
But please, no Manna from the sky,
For those are actually scales from the W.E.F.’s Bug Pie.
And this would not make for any happy Is.

The booths of spruce will keep away the moth
And vouchsafe garments and upholstery of cloth.
The source of your produce need not be locally
If my purchase is happily near my mouth and belly.

Freterick Douglass and Freterick Hayek
Would love your free enterprise as would Karol Capek!
But beware! Freterick Engels and Freterick Flick
Would confiscate your venue and close it down quick!

The speech policy of a venue that is yours
Is still free speech whether it excites or bores.
Those who may differ from your speech preference
May set up their own venue for ally ladies and gents.

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