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Jake and Strega:

This is a real pity! Getting Late at The Bell was not a Plague Bell or a Funeral Bell in my time and locale as a college student!

Your Miles and Tastes May Vary, but I fondly remember getting the Nachos Bellgrande and Twelve-Pack of Soft Tacos-To-Go, keeping them in the fridge, and eating lunches and snacks for days off of…[Read more]

Fellow Unbelievers:

Speaking of slop and hallucinations, Bobby Brainworm is wanting to put needed medical students on KP duty and provide a roach coach for every neighborhood:

RFK Jr. Wants the Government To Teach Everyone How To Cook Again
Can we trust the federal government and its ever-changing nutrition guidelines, to teach us how and what…[Read more]

Jake:

Dya thinnk those Trump guffaw producing fuck ups are real or AI?

Both. Trump is a fleshy version of Artificial Intelligence, complete with slop and hallucinations.

Jake:

Enco,

It is baffling how any person with a modicum of decency could support a theocracy or for that matter a dictatorship. When it comes to Islam it is never live and let live. It is make the world Islam. What a scary thought. One giant depraved cult.

It is not really baffling though because history shows us over how easily the masses…

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Reg:

Yes, McCain of course. When I hear people ask if someone “has come out yet?”, I ask them “When did you come out as heterosexual?” or “When did you decide you were heterosexual?” depending on how concerned they seem to be about someone else’s sexuality. If they get all riled up I say “Oh calm down man, nobody here cares if you are straight or…

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Reg:

One thing I’ll disagree on with Graham and Trump and MAGA and the Woke Left Islamist Alliance and anyone else on is this:

As long as the Official Saudi Flag has Al-Shahadah and a Schimitar on it…

As long as Saudi Arabia makes Al-Qu’ran it official holy book…

As long as Saudi Arabia doesn’t permit its Citizens any more than one…[Read more]

Reg:

He remained in the Cain camp

You mean Lindsey Graham was in on the killing of Abel? I didn’t think he was that old! 😉😁

I’m pulling your leg, of course. I presume you mean McCain.

I hadn’t researched much on Lindsey Graham myself. Now that I have, I think I see where the Homophobic rhetoric against him by Woke Progressives Leftists…[Read more]

Reg:

A couple of notes on Lindsey Graham:

His obituary said that he lived and worked at his parents’ bar and grill and pool hall named The Sanitary Cafe. I’ve noticed many old establishments in small-town localities that had “Sanitary” in the name.

I think it says something about human progress that in our time, “sanitary” is regarded as a de…[Read more]

Jake:

There was no error in the acronym. MOA means memorandum of aberrants. No wait, machinations of allosaurus’ or is it medieval on arrival? I am confuzzled. It might be misleading our asses. Maneuvering our ambitions. No goddamnit. Masturbatory oracular animadversions.Jesus cock balls. Had to slip my mind.

Mexicans outlive Australians. At t…

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Jake:

Occam soccam robots. Yea i remember dat from my yute.

Occam soccam may be practiced by a perfected AI and thinking humans, but not by toy marrionettes. And when practiced, Occam soccam knocks the block off of obscurantism!

🤖👾

Reg:

I have not heard this conspiracy theory yet so I might as well kick start it…..Lindsey Graham goes to Ukraine. He had just organized a major weapons shipment for them. He goes back to America and dies of a sudden cardiac event. Putin hated him……….

Putin is the Mikey of World Politics. He hates everything and everybody, including his bes…[Read more]

Jake:

What is a “MOA”? I’ve always heard it was an “MOU”. In between these two, is there a “MOE” (Hey MOE! *Nyuk-Nyuk!*😁), a “MOI” (MOI, Monsieur? 🥐🧀🍾🇫🇷), and a “MOO” (MOO 🐄🐂)? Is there a Sometimes “MOY” at the end after all these? (Whatever MOY is?)

Trump and the Mullahs are sure making a lot of vows and vowels that mean chaos and…[Read more]

Fellow Unbelievers:

I just noticed I misspelled. It’s supposed to be:’Occam’s Razor. I thus practice Occam’s Razor by removing an unnecessary letter “h” and a false assumption about my spelling from the explanations. Simple.

I also give to the AI and AI creators of the world a loving example of self-correction and self- improvement. Also…[Read more]

Reg:

The Hydration Break World Cup.

So today’s Twain-ians and Bierce-ians would define Soccer as: “A good grazing in the grass that is NOT a gas, baby, can you dig it?”

😁😄

Reg:

The single day of Carl Sagan.

A world of high technology demanded an equally high understanding of the underlying science, but Sagan recognized that there was more to the equation. We badly needed to be able to understand each other.

Here’s where the importance of Occham’s Razor comes in. It’s there to make the complex simple and further…[Read more]