Reg the Fronkey Farmer

_Robert_ wrote:

Here we go. Abortion first. Birth control, LGBTQ rights, voting rights and immigration rights are next. The Vatican is running our highest court. Yet hapless ‘supposed’ liberal democrats with losing agendas are poised to give away the legislature next.

The Vatican has nothing to do with it.…[Read more]

Fellow Unbelievers,

Since death and naughty ditties are part of the thread, here’s one for every kid in Jesus Camp who wants to become a future Eric Robert Rudolph and every kid watching Palestinian State TV who is taught to want to be a murder/suicide-bomber on their version of Seseme Street:

If it scares them,…[Read more]

The Vatican is running our highest court.

Yes. I have often asked our government why the Vatican is allowed to dictate the Irish school curriculum when they pay no tax in this country. (Ireland)

I used to send a scheduled email every morning and when I got no reply after 6 months, I changed the schedule to every hour. I then took out a Freedom…[Read more]

_Robert_ wrote:

Here we go. Abortion first. Birth control, LGBTQ rights, voting rights and immigration rights are next. The Vatican is running our highest court. Yet hapless ‘supposed’ liberal democrats with losing agendas are poised to give away the legislature next.

State legislatures are the key, but WTF is the Democratic Party doing to tak…[Read more]

Here we go. Abortion first. Birth control, LGBTQ rights, voting rights and immigration rights are next. The Vatican is running our highest court. Yet hapless ‘supposed’ liberal democrats with losing agendas are poised to give away the legislature next.

Before the meal….

May Allah be praised

So that my belly be raised

Between the chair and table

Afterwards…

May Allah be damned

For my belly is jammed

Between the chair and table.

I heard this when I was 7, on Xmas eve, at a neighbors house. I only just recalled it now that I read yours!

A grace to say before a family meal:

God is great. God is swell.
We all must thank him
or it’s off to Hell.

A short poem on death:

When I am gone, I’m gone for good.
Mourn me not more than a day.
Go on your way, I think you should.
You’ll catch up with me someday.

@- It’s hilarious to hear a theist try to refute the loving and forgiving nature of their god – it’s like a gridlock in their thought processes and their eyes go a bit wild.

You should try it!

I have been doing that for years 😊 Cognitive Dissonance Rocks!!

I also ask them how happy they are knowing that they will spend eternity with Musli…[Read more]

I see a fair amount of repudiation of post-life life as I surf, although I must admit the digestive tract analogy was refreshingly new to me.

I also have a favourite response to the question.

Theist:- “what happens after you die?”

Me: “Either we are totally extinguished, OR we all go to heaven because God is loving and forgiving so obvio…[Read more]

Thanks Strega, that is a lot more eloquent that one of my replies, depending on who I am addressing.

A theist. What do you think happens after you die?

Me: Shortly after I croak, I will probably piss and shit myself a little and that is before I really start to get that bad bacterial smell going on. Just like we all will. It’s the last thing w…[Read more]

Thanks, Reg!!

I have a little gem for you from a Quorean (Jon Jermy) responding to a question on how atheists feel about whether their consciousness continues after their death.

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My ‘consciousness’ is not an object, or a type of person. It’s a process — specifically the combination of certain physical processes going on in my brain and the r…[Read more]

Have a great week everyone!

The idea that God would knowingly use the Bible as the primary source of revelation for his existence and as a moral exemplar is thoroughly problematic if he knew it would be used to justify slavery by countless people over almost 2000 years.

The “Slavery” article in the Long Reads section is good.

Above picture taken here.

It is at this point that I like to remind them that “However, the Most High does not dwell in temples made with hands, as the prophet says: Heaven is My throne, And earth is My footstool“, Acts 7:48-49

I am on a roll this year. I reckon I have helped cure about 20 of them from their god delusion.

I even surprised one today when I showed him t…[Read more]

Reg,

Don’t concern yourself with logistics. Instead, just take in the awesome power of the lord..

OK, none of you Catholics seem to be able to adequately answer my questions but I was wondering if you could try one more which I am certain you will find easy enough. It about plenary indulgences. Is it true that the first week of November is the best time to visit a graveyard to pray for the souls in Purgatory? I understand it is acceptable by…[Read more]

Reg,

Come to think about it, I think I know now why the Roman Catholic Church objects to people using their physical frame to feed and trellis rose bushes.

If individuals get this rotten idea that they can decide how they can Dearly Depart without dictat from Big Papa, they might also get the idea that they can have it their way with every…[Read more]

And back in the day when they sold indulgences altering day of judgments which was another of Luther’s no no’s…

The number of legit quips, criticisms and fatal analyses must be in the tens of thousands.