Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot sing a love song to a more grounded relative of the chicken. I’m sure Charles Darwin sang a similar operatic ouvre to Tibby’s bigger, older kin on Galapagos Island.

True story: Prior to the content of the video above, chicken was not long ago considered a luxury meat. Not a lotta people know that, but thanks to HumanProgress.org now you do!:

Moving beyond the limits of today is not just for the human species. It goes for poultry as well. Richard Dawkins would get his biggest laugh at 5:40-6:45. Trigger Warning–This entire short is guaranteed traumatic for PETA freaks:

But the passing of the Dark Ages doesn’t guarantee against future Dark Ages:

Another anti-Romantic bubble-buster about the bad old days:

And this could be an indicator of how much further we have to go:

Oh well. Maybe the sauce will help James Talarico gulp down his tofu brisket after saying grace to his multi-gendered God.😁

This could be on HumanProgress.org as an indicator of how far we’ve come in 30 years:

A note of familiarity in what many reviewers call the worst movie ever made?