Gregg R Thomas

Yes, If I were starting over, I would upload my genome to a server and get it to start running scenario based tests on it. That would give it time to run millions of tests to find the optimum “CTAG” string to make the best new parts.

Yes, “keep your government hands off my Medicare. Don’t you even think about socializing it”!

Reg,

Is there any validity to life extension technology?

The Ballad of Bio-Lies and Wrinkle Wars
(With apologies to your wallet and your face)

In jars of glow and tubes of youth, they sell us hope—or so, in truth,
With “hydra-quench” and “nano-peptides,”
They promise time will let us slide.

There’s “dermo-lift” and “chrono-repair,…[Read more]

A Sonnet for the Smokin’ Truth of April’s End
—In Memory of the Pope, 4/20

On four-twenty, ‘neath Rome’s eternal dome,
A holy puff drifted through sacred air.
The Vatican clock struck “Whoa, bro” with a groan—
As incense mixed with something… dank and rare.

JD approached, with scripture in his coat,
Hillbilly psalms and MAGA beads in hand.…[Read more]

Bigfoot will become a striker for the Saints.  Mothman would also have made the team as goalkeeper but unfortunately he took the words “Come towards the light” literally and so died twice on the same day. St. Francis is too annoyed to comment because the whole place is full of sheep.

Of course it must be true! I mean, how else do you explain:

The mysterious drop in holy water levels right after Vance left the Vatican? (Evaporated? Or exorcised itself?)

The Pope’s final whispered words: “Who is this man and what is a Vance?”
The Swiss Guard now seen wearing flannel vests and chewing tobacco?
The sudden rebranding of the Vat…[Read more]

@Enco – What was JD Vance doing there?

Coincidence? That’s exactly what they’d want you to think. The truth is far more divine (and disturbingly Ohioan).

Sources* reveal that during their meeting, Vance attempted to explain the theological implications of Hillbilly Elegy as sacred scripture. The Pope, already weakened by decades of…[Read more]

Reg,

Any smoke signals on who could be taking the Pope’s place?

I made a call. They said “We are Okay for smoke but can’t make the decision until all the mirrors are setup. Then we will do a lot of praying and make a decision on who is the holiest in the room.” So I guess it will take a while to find that guy.

My biggest concern is; Are there t…[Read more]

JD Vance was the last known world official to meet the pontiff alive??

This needs to be investigated!!

Yeah, The Cuddly One is dead.  Just back from the local shop where someone kindly informed me that “it was a bit unexpected but at least he is in Heaven now” and “there will be a week of mourning for him”.

Of course, I just can’t keep mouth shut when presented with such an opportunity. “Why are Catholics going to be in mourning if he is already…[Read more]

Have a great week! Post is shorter this week but feel free to add any articles you might stumble upon.

TheEncogitationer wrote:
Unseen, The Zombies I refer to are not the 60’s British Invasion band. The crisis in Little Rock predated them. I’m referring to undead things in human form who travel in hoards and prey on real humans with brains.

The mobs in Little Rock met that description. The mobs on campuses today are little different. An armed esc…

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TheEncogitationer wrote:
Unseen, Whataboutism is a Fallacy, but What-it-is-ism is never.

And “Sleepy Joe” is used more than just by MAGA. It’s really too generous, because it assumes Biden has the sentience to need sleep.

If Trump being dictatorial, let the Courts declare the statue Unconstitutional instead of just ruling on it this one insta…

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TheEncogitationer wrote:
Unseen, Deporting Citizens to a place where they couldn’t exercise right to counsel or due process would be Unconstitutional. But not non-Citizens.

And if the 1952 law giving the Secretary of State power to deport for foreign policy reasons is Uncontitutional, wasn’t it so under every subsequent President including Oba…

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Trump only conforms with law when he has no choice. Now, he’s the President.

TheEncogitationer wrote:
I might also add to this that non-Citizens don’t have a right to hold public office, even Citizens are generally required to live in the jurisdiction where they hold public office, and only a Natural-Born U.S. Citizen can be President of the U.S.

Which non-citizen is running for public office? (strawman?).

As for M…

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TheEncogitationer wrote:

If the person is here illegally, the outcome of the ruling might not be to the person’s liking.

Duh. Trump is deporting people without actual judicial rulings.

The Neisei put into detention camps by FDR were natural-born U.S. Citizens, not immigrants.

As are some of the deportees.

And none of the Neisei were even a…

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@Enco

When someone enters America, they are subject to American law just like a citizen. If a tourist gets a speeding ticket, he has the due process right to show up in court and dispute it, just like a native citizen.

The only basis Trump has for denying anyone due process is his claim that he can use war powers, and all of the legal eagles…[Read more]