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[jakelafortParticipant]

I just wrote the following to a group of Muslims. Think it will be well received?

Yeah i was trying to find out about the 72 virgins, the reward to the martyrs for ending their one and only life in an exercise of immense futility but causing great suffering. The ultimate bad bargain. But i digress. So i just want to know the provenance and destination of these virgins. Are they dead women who are virgins? Dead women who are not but are recast after death with new parts? Are they manufactured by Allah to serve the deepest darkest sexual fantasies of our hero the martyr? As in Mustafa loves him some blond Scandinavian women with big bazooms and a face that would awaken a zombie? Or are they like widgets, these virgins, and one size fits all? These are fascinating inquiries, agree? The wonders of Allah! And are these virgins whatever their source sex slaves for all eternity? If so do they regenerate their parts after each boinking so that virginal status is intact? If they are not eternal slaves where do they go after they’ve been sexed to death or in death while it is after death?

[_Robert_Participant]

jakelafort wrote:

I just wrote the following to a group of Muslims. Think it will be well received? Yeah i was trying to find out about the 72 virgins, the reward to the martyrs for ending their one and only life in an exercise of immense futility but causing great suffering. The ultimate bad bargain. But i digress. So i just want to know the provenance and destination of these virgins. Are they dead women who are virgins? Dead women who are not but are recast after death with new parts? Are they manufactured by Allah to serve the deepest darkest sexual fantasies of our hero the martyr? As in Mustafa loves him some blond Scandinavian women with big bazooms and a face that would awaken a zombie? Or are they like widgets, these virgins, and one size fits all? These are fascinating inquiries, agree? The wonders of Allah! And are these virgins whatever their source sex slaves for all eternity? If so do they regenerate their parts after each boinking so that virginal status is intact? If they are not eternal slaves where do they go after they’ve been sexed to death or in death while it is after death?

Good questions. Can we text the Angel Gabriel? Skip the middleman. These religious people are perpetually like five years old

[jakelafortParticipant]

The march of folly unabated. I have been wondering what the response would be from the west in re. to UNWRA. If you want more violence this is a surefire guarantee that it will continue unabated. It is a terrorism school that demonizes Jews and has the most vile propaganda. Their teachers are largely terrorists. But yea keep giving them money…

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/white-house-says-it-backs-restoring-unrwa-funding-with-appropriate-safeguards/ar-AA1qVdPt?ocid=winp2fptaskbar&cvid=4528114037cc48f4cc3d7ebc79c24213&ei=44

[UnseenParticipant]

@ Jake

So, I guess you’re voting for Trump.

 

[Reg the Fronkey FarmerModerator]

I will stand corrected on any or all of the following as it mostly just my opinion.

Jewish people tend to be liberal in their attitudes (liberal in the sense Strega used it – not Orthodox) and are progressives on the core issues of civil rights for all citizens, more open to immigration and strongly support the separation of Church and State. These policies align more with traditional Democratic Party values and may be of more concern to them than GOP support for Israel.

Orthodox voters will be more conservative and their support for Trump did increase in 2020. But MAGA values are not the same as GOP or traditional Republican values. MAGA support for Israel seems to be somewhat selfish or self-serving toward its own Christian Nationalist base. This must have been obvious to the Jewish voters who I think are very politically astute. Maybe this is why Biden got over 75% of their votes in 2020. They are the bloc that you cannot fool any of the time. So I don’t see them donning any red caps any time soon, even in Pennsylvania.

[Reg the Fronkey FarmerModerator]

I have often asked Muslims how the “72 Virgins” deal works. Do they keep getting reborn as virgins every time you “visit with them”. If not and they grow old can you get new ones every 100 years or something like that or does Allah insist you remaining faithful to your own 72 forever. Do you have to go shopping with them afterwards to hold the boxes of new shoes you hastily promised them like I do? Man, that’s a lot of shoe shopping. That’s hell for me, especially when I keep having to say “Yes, they look great on you” or “of course you are my favorite”. If you decide to only take one lover per year would you be happy to “visit with” (I don’t like to upset their sensibilities!) an 84 year old virgin? What would happen if you called out the wrong name? That would be easy to do given eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end. I am sure the women would be talking together about that for all eternity! You know what women are like!! And when you are on a day off do all of them have to walk in front of you when you go out because there will be no male relative to keep an eye on them?

Oh sorry, I am getting carried away with all my questions. This is so exciting as none of my lovers are virgins. Yours have to be virgins, yes? You don’t have a choice here do you? Maybe you could actually break it down for me? I find this part of your faith fascinating.

Some time later……OK but can we go back to the shoe question again please. I think it is important and I would need to know if I can opt out of going shoe shopping if I was to convert. How do you know they won’t ask for new shoes? At least you won’t have to paint the ceiling I guess. Is that all in the Koran too?

[_Robert_Participant]

I need 73 virgins. I guess Islam is just not for me.

[StregaModerator]

Hahaha Robert, first laugh of the day duly initiated 😂

[jakelafortParticipant]

Yeah i got only one response from a Muslim. And it was how the virgins are in the hadiths and not the quran. These Muslims who proselytyze daily and they got nothing.

I am not surprised you have gone on about same topic Reg. That is an easy spot for convergence among antitheists.

[jakelafortParticipant]

In terms of Jews and how they vote i think you mostly have it correct. I saw firsthand in research how very committed i dear say more than any other groups Jews were to American civil rights for Blacks. And as an aside i think some Jews feel betrayed by Blacks both for the Farakand sp? right wing Jew haters. And now the progressive wing of the democratic party are Jew hating shamelessly.

And so as a group Jews who are so to the left with exception of religious Jews now perceive greater harm coming from progressives who are named like Little John in Robin Hood. Think about the history of Jews and of course they favor traditional value of the left. And the fear of the left is not just in US it is all over the globe. Tremendous shift in alliances has occurred because of the explicit antisemitism of the far left. I have a lot more to say but heck with it…i gotta lot of handicapping to do…

[jakelafortParticipant]

Ya can learn so much from Muslims.

Here is one of the more rational chestnuts.

When Jews confirmed that they did not want to hear god’s words and Christians made law a curse. God gave Prophethood and the land promised to Abraham to the Muslims. Now Jews are trying to take it back by force and Christians are helping those who killed their god to loot the land, funny, isnt it ?

[UnseenParticipant]

What’s the big deal with virgins? Are they supposed to be better in bed?

That hasn’t been my experience.

Or is it that an inexperienced girl won’t recognize the inexperience of their partner?

[jakelafortParticipant]

Hamas took great delight in raping Jewish women. Rapturous rape.

I think the 2 prizes are virginal purity that a guy takes. Or the most reviled inhuman human and you can do to her every prurient and salacious and disguting thing your heart commands. The latter has been proved over and over in wars.

[unapologeticParticipant]

_Robert_ wrote:

OK but can we go back to the shoe question again please. I think it is important and I would need to know if I can opt out of going shoe shopping if I was to convert.

Dude, they’re just women. You don’t need to cater to their whims in any way. Stop thinking like a westerner.

[_Robert_Participant]

unapologetic wrote:

_Robert_ wrote:

OK but can we go back to the shoe question again please. I think it is important and I would need to know if I can opt out of going shoe shopping if I was to convert.

Dude, they’re just women. You don’t need to cater to their whims in any way. Stop thinking like a westerner.

Have no idea why you are quoting me when I never said that, Dude.

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