Judi S.

@Unapologetic – Why didn’t YOU call the cops about your neighbor’s noise?

But then I would not have had all this fun! I am easily amused :-). Anyway, the last time (8 years ago) I went to the police station to complain about the abuse of religious privilege, the desk officer tried to hand me a small wooden crucifix and suggested I reflect on the…[Read more]

@Unseen  – You were a victim of Rickrolling 🙂

The more I tell myself not to, the better the idea sounds. Resistance will be futile. Some great versions on Spotify too.

I once asked a young ex-Mormon, who I was taking to his first Atheist Ireland meeting, if he had any problems when he told his mother about no longer believing what his family believed.

No, no. Mormon mothers love their children unconditionally, was his reply. I have always remembered that, given the tales of horror I know from other ex-theists.

Ha! Two new Mormons called this evening, in the dark and cold, to see if I was interested in hearing their good news. Fresh of the boat from France. I told them I was in their black book. They made no attempt to continue the conversation. We shook hands, I wished them well and said Merry Christmas. Mormons always have good manners.

I suggested…[Read more]

Way past that point Simon. I invited them into my house to allow them to discuss their beliefs.  They threw a hissy fit when I did not accept their imaginary god into my life. When they started broadcasting music towards my house, I twice politely asked them to stop. They called the police to my door. So fuck them and the horse they rode in on.…[Read more]

We definitely won’t be friends in the morning after this wakes them up at volume 11.  Looking forward to the look of disgust. I now have access to their home network, from Moldova, of course.

They probably think you’re demonic, and there’s a reward for your capture.

Just because I answer the front door with nothing on but a red gimp mask does not mean I am a Satanist. I guess my  cloven hooves are a giveaway though  🙂

Before they went all out to cure me of my sickness we had a few conversations. But they got very annoyed when I kept asking them what it felt like to be an immortal, just like their God. They insisted they were not immortals.

“But you will be when you die, is that not the case?”

“Reg, what are you talking about???”

“You told me that you are…[Read more]

I have had to give them a blast of Ministry. Time for a new world order around these parts. I will hack their home network if they don’t stop.  They still have a default password on their ISP modem. I will replace all instances of “Jesus” in their Word docs with “Satan”.