Reg the Fronkey Farmer

Bigfoot will become a striker for the Saints.  Mothman would also have made the team as goalkeeper but unfortunately he took the words “Come towards the light” literally and so died twice on the same day. St. Francis is too annoyed to comment because the whole place is full of sheep.

Reg,

Who would be deceiving whom in that case? Would it be mutual? And would Bigfoot and Mothman get Beatified as Saints or at least get a St. Francis blessing of the Beasts?

Of course it must be true! I mean, how else do you explain:

The mysterious drop in holy water levels right after Vance left the Vatican? (Evaporated? Or exorcised itself?)

The Pope’s final whispered words: “Who is this man and what is a Vance?”
The Swiss Guard now seen wearing flannel vests and chewing tobacco?
The sudden rebranding of the Vat…[Read more]

@Enco – What was JD Vance doing there?

Coincidence? That’s exactly what they’d want you to think. The truth is far more divine (and disturbingly Ohioan).

Sources* reveal that during their meeting, Vance attempted to explain the theological implications of Hillbilly Elegy as sacred scripture. The Pope, already weakened by decades of…[Read more]

Reg,

Any smoke signals on who could be taking the Pope’s place?

I made a call. They said “We are Okay for smoke but can’t make the decision until all the mirrors are setup. Then we will do a lot of praying and make a decision on who is the holiest in the room.” So I guess it will take a while to find that guy.

My biggest concern is; Are there t…[Read more]

Reg,

Any smoke signals on who could be taking the Pope’s place?

Reg,

What was JD Vance doing there? Was he trying to MTVGFO (Make The Vatican Great For Once)?

JD Vance was the last known world official to meet the pontiff alive??

This needs to be investigated!!

Yeah, The Cuddly One is dead.  Just back from the local shop where someone kindly informed me that “it was a bit unexpected but at least he is in Heaven now” and “there will be a week of mourning for him”.

Of course, I just can’t keep mouth shut when presented with such an opportunity. “Why are Catholics going to be in mourning if he is already…[Read more]

Well shucks, the pope is dead, right after welcoming JD Vance. Here he was featuring baby Jesus wrapped in a keffiyeh. Not wrapped well enough to protect a baby from his army of pedophiles that he shuffled around the world. Or maybe he just admires the tenacity and faith of the death cult. Hard to say. If there was a hell, surely cuddles would not…[Read more]

Reg,

Is there any validity to life extension technology?

Maybe not yet, but Physicians wouldn’t be living up to their oath if they didn’t keep trying.

Almost to a person, everyone I’ve seen who believes in Heaven will still say without a hint of self-awareness: “Every day above the dirt is a good day.” So which is it?

Unseen,

If Israel stopped its genocide and seige warfare against refugee camps, it might make the protestors less sympathetic. And I don’t approve of victimizing Jews on any campus anywhere. I’m for treating innocents as innocents be they Jews or Palestinians.

If anything, isn’t what is happening an auto-genocide by Hamas against Pal…[Read more]

Unseen

“What-it-is-ism”… Not a thing.

What-it-is-ism” is calling things as they are. It’s not only a thing, but should be applied to all things.

Like which circles? Trump introduced it the way he ciharacterizes all of his opponents with negative adjectives. I’ve never seen or heard a non-MAGA or non-Trumpist use the term, but I’m open to l…

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I’m so glad the Whitehouse eradicated all the anti-christian bias. Morons.

Have a great week! Post is shorter this week but feel free to add any articles you might stumble upon.

TheEncogitationer wrote:
Unseen, The Zombies I refer to are not the 60’s British Invasion band. The crisis in Little Rock predated them. I’m referring to undead things in human form who travel in hoards and prey on real humans with brains.

The mobs in Little Rock met that description. The mobs on campuses today are little different. An armed esc…

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TheEncogitationer wrote:
Unseen, Whataboutism is a Fallacy, but What-it-is-ism is never.

And “Sleepy Joe” is used more than just by MAGA. It’s really too generous, because it assumes Biden has the sentience to need sleep.

If Trump being dictatorial, let the Courts declare the statue Unconstitutional instead of just ruling on it this one insta…

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