Lars

Ehhh. Pretty close to Christmas time. Busy time. Why don’t you start a conversation?

Woman and her small son in a taxi, headed out somewhere. The taxi takes a route via the red light district with several working girls available

Little Boy :- Mommy, Mommy, who are those women under those red lights?

Mom :- Oh they’re just ladies, dear

Taxi Driver (turning over his shoulder) :- Go on, tell him the truth!  They’re whores, that…[Read more]

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Actually flying spaghetti monsters shrink as they get older. So in fact, that isn’t the baby flying spaghetti monster lying in a cradle next to his parents…because he is really old and when flying spaghetti monsters are born, they immediately eat their parent. So  his parent hasn’t been around for a long time! In fact they are having a goodbye…[Read more]

I’ve always lived in quite secular countries so the really really religious bit about Christmas has always been background noise. And the secular parts of Christmas (tree, gifts, food etc) dominate the holidays. I’m sure if I was in Folktown, Alabama and an atheist, I’d wear ear plugs and find excuses to avoid family events or else I might go…[Read more]

We have adult children who have their own children in some cases. In order to avoid clashing invitations with other sides of family, we invented Cranksgiving. We choose a Saturday somewhere between Christmas and Thanksgiving, and combine the traditional turkey dinner with all the gift giving.  This year it’s 15th Dec.  And somehow ‘Cr…[Read more]

Nobody actually likes eating raw fish embedded in vinegar rice and seaweed. The fad will be over before New Year’s

michael17 wrote:

 To receive the new birth is a blessing, but I have not received it. So far, I’ll have to stand on Judgement Day, like everyone else. “The books were open and the dead were judged” Only how my life broadcasts my belief can be evidence for mercy since all men have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.

Yeah well, that’s like t…[Read more]

michael17 wrote:
Well gentlemen you have a conundrum. There are artificial structures on the moon, including buildings, glass domes and towers.

That’s a misreading of the evidence.

Concrete evidence that your paradigm may be wrong. I can’t even make heads or tails out of it. Was there an advance race on earth billions of years in the past c…

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Michel, every response you give helps you descend into greater and greater intellectual death. I quoted 5 quotes from three different books. And those five quotes are a fraction of those in the bible that unambiguously describe hell as burning agony, eternal torture. Your only defense has been to claim I only gave two quotes (I gave five) and that…[Read more]

Reg the Fronkey Farmer wrote:
I suspect it is our old theist friend from Think Atheist.

I don’t believe for a second Dr. Bob was a philosopher. I’ve never met a PhD philosopher who would avoid a straight forward questions. Dr. Bob claimed to be a professor of physics, one who studied the strange empirical world of physics yet still believed in Go…[Read more]

michael17 wrote:
Well the pagan interpretation of hell is as such. Scripture speaks of the second death after the resurrection to Judgement.

They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might

2 Thessalonians 1:9

This is how it will be at the end of the age. The angels…

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Damnit I did forget about the curve. You’re right. I have to add a lot more factors into my formula. I also forget about lightening strikes which are more likely to hit you if you are alone on a big sidewalk far as possible from the building as otherwise its almost certain the building would get it. And while on the subject there are also…[Read more]

@davis but don’t forget to factor in the kerb of the road where deadly traffic could swerve and catch you unawares as you swerve to avoid the ladder